Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

[BeDJ]

Day 7

I'm noticing withdrawal urges and gave in to a date on Sunday. I hope her grandma dies before then.

 

[Purefilth]

NN I have done challenges 1, 2 and failed heavily on 3.

Do you have any tips? I just couldnt help myself - I saw a cutie and smiled and chatted her up and she was actually cool as shhiiittt!!! (I know, shocking right?)

Please please please I need to know how to just ignore these girls.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

NN I have done challenges 1, 2 and failed heavily on 3.

Do you have any tips? I just couldnt help myself - I saw a cutie and smiled and chatted her up and she was actually cool as shhiiittt!!! (I know, shocking right?)

Please please please I need to know how to just ignore these girls.

I'd suggest watching a marathon of porn. As soon as you get a chubby whack yourself in the nutsack with a rubber mallet till you associate pvzzy with blacking out. Repeat till you have completely destroyed your testes and any desire of chicks.

Now to avoid having chicks come talk to you.

Simply stop taking showers till your armpits smell like rotten onions.

Have your teeth looking like you've "brushed" them with a pack of firecrackers.

Eat anchovies and garlic, wash down with whiskey and or coffee or anything that will make your breath smell like hot garbage.

Clothes have them look like you've "ironed" them with a brick.

Don't style your hair but wake up with it looking like you've combed it with your pillow.

If all of the above fails it might be time to stop wiping your azz.



Next week well look for brutal rejection bliss.

We need ribbons at the end of the challenge with titles:

Virgin
Incel
Stalker/Creeper (lowest of the low for this contest as they actually go after chicks)
Weirdo
Gimp

 

[Purefilth]

well shiiitt!!
thats me aiming for the GIMP ribbon, im gonna collect enough to get a medal!!!


Incidentally - anyone on xbox?

 

[Down Low]

Week 3 Challenge: join your local NOW chapter, ask when the lezbian coffeehouse is, and when are the next NARAL activities. Go up to the Marxist bull dykes (they won't be hard to identify) and ask to join their softball team. Tell 'em they can use your balls for batting practice, since you're not going to be using them anymore anyway. Just to get them up to full speed, tell 'em "you hit like a girl."

Extra points if you wear lipstick and hug-hug kiss-kiss them in a way that doesn't smear your make-up.

Double points if you wear a Palestinian scarf to signal that you're a self-hating Jew, pierce your ears and put in those giant black holes as a come-on to gay black guys, AND if you change your major to Women's Studies and withdraw failing from all your current classes just weeks before finals.

 

[MM92]

I can't tell if this is a piss take or not?