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Master Don Juan
HA! *****es please , as Naughty ninja ,pluto and sage know already im celibate whether i want it or not 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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This is not a thread for slackers, KJs, or those who do the bare minimum.
Only those truly dedidcated to not getting laid will survive NN's brutal Selibasy boot camp .
Join us, if you think you have what it takes :trouble:
Only those truly dedidcated to not getting laid will survive NN's brutal Selibasy boot camp
.Join us, if you think you have what it takes :trouble:
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Master Don Juan
Its A Trap
those who do, prepare your anus :nervous: :crackup: :crackup:
actually i think this is a conspiracy theory meant to lure us into naughtyninja's "special" back room ..... goundra would agree im sure :yes: :crackup:
well, i wouldn't want to be in the same room as a sex hungry naughtyninja...Mike32ct said:This is not a thread for slackers, KJs, or those who do the bare minimum.
Only those truly dedidcated to not getting laid will survive NN's brutal Selibasy boot camp
Join us, if you think you have what it takes :trouble:
those who do, prepare your anus :nervous: :crackup: :crackup:
actually i think this is a conspiracy theory meant to lure us into naughtyninja's "special" back room ..... goundra would agree im sure :yes: :crackup:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Guys - I found out why my elbow hurts, arm- wrestling bouncers.
sageproduct
Banned
Day 2 and going strong motherfwckers TIED FOR FIRST!!!!!
I bet so many of you pvssies went out and got laid already. HAH!!!! suck it!!!!!
I bet so many of you pvssies went out and got laid already. HAH!!!! suck it!!!!!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
sageproduct said:
Using sexually suggestive words in the Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! thread: -1 point and a dent in your "cherry" StrangeProduct.
Absolutely NO "Happy Endings/Fappy Endings" for a Beginning DJ.BeginningDJ said:
Some more tips for the challenge:
Take a first meet/date to the Zoo. (Since we all know if you automatically don't prove you're "alpha" by taking her to coffee you can GUARANTEE she won't be attracted to you in the LEAST if you happen to feel like dragging her to the Zoo on a first date.)
Do NOT take a shower for as long as you can last in the challenge. Keep those pheromones STRONG and ALPHA. She won't go near you but who gives a fvck! You're a REAL man who doesn't want anything to do with Westernized chicks correct?
Post limp wristed whiny texting style "field reports" from your basement/bedroom.
Follow in the footsteps of SS's resident foreveralone poster: TheLoner/GSPSheilds
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Update: PureFilth has been eliminated from the competition. There's been recent footage of him in Hollywood Florida dating Hayden Panettiere.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/02/hayden-panettiere-wladimir-klitschko-bikini-beach-kiss-photo/
All future competitors there is no time limit to join and claim your involuntary celibacy crown.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/02/hayden-panettiere-wladimir-klitschko-bikini-beach-kiss-photo/
All future competitors there is no time limit to join and claim your involuntary celibacy crown.
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Master Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Naughty Ninja said:Using sexually suggestive words in the Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! thread: -1 point and a dent in your "cherry" StrangeProduct.
Absolutely NO "Happy Endings/Fappy Endings" for a Beginning DJ.
Some more tips for the challenge:
Take a first meet/date to the Zoo. (Since we all know if you automatically don't prove you're "alpha" by taking her to coffee you can GUARANTEE she won't be attracted to you in the LEAST if you happen to feel like dragging her to the Zoo on a first date.)
Do NOT take a shower for as long as you can last in the challenge. Keep those pheromones STRONG and ALPHA. She won't go near you but who gives a fvck! You're a REAL man who doesn't want anything to do with Westernized chicks correct?
Post limp wristed whiny texting style "field reports" from your basement/bedroom.
Follow in the footsteps of SS's resident foreveralone poster: TheLoner/GSPSheilds
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Shiiiiit I can't even claim not guilty with pictures like that!Naughty Ninja said:
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
How many points do I have ninja?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
-1 point for bragging.EastWind said:
-1/2 point if she was an HB5 or less. -1/4 point if HB5 or less and she told you she you never wanted to hear from you again.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2007
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A little over 4 months without a lay here.
Gonna push the Tru Phorced Horniness to the limit.
I'm MGTOW-ing my way around New England and ignoring anything with breasts so as not to FAP up my progress.
We don't have a winner yet. You must CELIBATE before you can CELIBRATE :cheer:
Gonna push the Tru Phorced Horniness to the limit.
I'm MGTOW-ing my way around New England and ignoring anything with breasts so as not to FAP up my progress.
We don't have a winner yet. You must CELIBATE before you can CELIBRATE :cheer:
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Mike32ct said:
I've made a pact with myself to stay out of the panty section of my part time second job in the department store. (No little sniffs for me!)
I'll still talk to all the chicks there but only as friends. It's cause I'm Alpha like that!
Well, she "got" a boyfriend two days after that, as in, they became "official" two days later. I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes when I was told. Then I realized, that could happen to me some day.Naughty Ninja said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
What could? Man juice on the face? :crackup:EastWind said:
Naughty Ninja
Banned
We need some tasks for the SS Official Involuntary Celibacy Challenge.
Week 1:
1) You are required to "like" a random chick who doesn't know nor cares if you are alive Facebook post (WK comments you make to a picture of her with no reply from the chick get bonus points.)
2) You must get at least one fake number which you will store in your phone for LIFE in hopes that she someday changes her real number to it and gives you a call begging to date you and take her to the Zoo.
3) You must NOT make any attempts to smile or say hello to any chick. Looking down at the ground while chanting "foreveralone" under your breath is the best way to complete this task.
4) You must hold open a door for a chick and not get a thank you but tell HER Thank you for letting you hold the door open for her.
Triple bonus points of you don't bother doing any of the above mentioned though use up your daily ten post limit each day on SS then cry yourself to sleep.
Week 1:
1) You are required to "like" a random chick who doesn't know nor cares if you are alive Facebook post (WK comments you make to a picture of her with no reply from the chick get bonus points.)
2) You must get at least one fake number which you will store in your phone for LIFE in hopes that she someday changes her real number to it and gives you a call begging to date you and take her to the Zoo.
3) You must NOT make any attempts to smile or say hello to any chick. Looking down at the ground while chanting "foreveralone" under your breath is the best way to complete this task.
4) You must hold open a door for a chick and not get a thank you but tell HER Thank you for letting you hold the door open for her.
Triple bonus points of you don't bother doing any of the above mentioned though use up your daily ten post limit each day on SS then cry yourself to sleep.
sageproduct
Banned
I messaged every supposed female poster on SS asking if they'll hold me tight while I cry myself to sleep over why nice guys always finish last. How many points do I get??????
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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- 5,174
Waiting for Grandmaster Sensei NN to review your mission.sageproduct said:
Remember guys, it's wax on, wax off. No whack on or whack off is allowed lol.
Sage: I'm trying desperately to avoid women. I've gotten pretty good at staring at the ground rather than their chest. But yesterday, I had an impure thought about a lingerie manniquin at K o h ls lol.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
I'll have to get back to this challenge as soon as possible. Too busy living out my gangsta from the safety of my bedroom watching World Star Hip Hop Fight Compilations!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.