"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja vs. GSPsheilds Trollololol

Naughty Ninja

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Here's how I look at posters like GSPsheilds. I could care less if GSP is trollololing. If someone else gets a clue off his threads and mine or others replies it's still a win.

I still trolololed off GSP's possible trollolol POF profile and STILL had chicks replying and getting numbers! Trollolol off a Trollolol for the WIN. GSP was like an Asian POF sock puppet account!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gspshields2

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Naughty Ninja said:
Here's how I look at posters like GSPsheilds. I could care less if GSP is trollololing. If someone else gets a clue off his threads and mine or others replies it's still a win.

I still trolololed off GSP's possible trollolol POF profile and STILL had chicks replying and getting numbers! Trollolol off a Trollolol for the WIN. GSP was like an Asian POF sock puppet account!

Im not trolling, im asking for legimitate advice because im trying
to better myself. people just dont like noobs?

im gonna leave SS now since im not appreciated.
 

Mantis Toboggan

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gspshields2 said:
Im not trolling, im asking for legimitate advice because im trying
to better myself. people just dont like noobs?

im gonna leave SS now since im not appreciated.

No you won't.
 

Mantis Toboggan

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gspshields2 said:
im not whining anymore like i use to, so whats the problem now?
The problem is that you're not leaving. You promised to leave. Leave. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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incognito42

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I don't understand the hate for this guy. If he's not trolling, what's the issue? That he's not great with women and makes a lot of posts GENUINELY hoping to get better? I understand that some of the djs here who have given him advice may be getting frustrated because maybe you don't feel like he's taking your advice? Idk, but I find him entertaining and don't get why everyone picks on him for seeking help.
 
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