"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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National Red Day for Women

The Duke

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Another "day" to put women above men. The day is set aside to recognize the fact that heart disease is the #1 killer of women. Forget about men! How can you be all about gender equality when women keep coming up with special days to promote themselves?

Until men's rights and needs are promoted and placed on equal ground, I refuse to acknowledge any of this ****. They can take their "Breast Cancer Awareness - Wear Pink" agenda and stick it up their twahts too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Let’s be real here: they’ve already got the cure for cancer and just want the money people keep donating. Once that thing stopped trending, then we saw the ALS challenge bull**** working up a storm and stealing money too. After that, breast cancer made a comeback a bit but not quite as big as the first time. By now they got enough money to stop world hunger a couple times over but you know, money comes with corruption and power...
 

Macaframalama

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Another "day" to put women above men. The day is set aside to recognize the fact that heart disease is the #1 killer of women. Forget about men! How can you be all about gender equality when women keep coming up with special days to promote themselves?

Until men's rights and needs are promoted and placed on equal ground, I refuse to acknowledge any of this ****. They can take their "Breast Cancer Awareness - Wear Pink" agenda and stick it up their twahts too.
We do have a day. 365 of them, plus one in a leap year. Every fvcking day, all fvcking day. Think about it. You could have been born with a vaj.
 
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