"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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rather than using that time to get on a bike, they act like victims. People befuddle me with their stupidity.
 

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NAAFA’s message of size acceptance and self-acceptance is often overshadowed by a $49 billion-a-year diet industry that has a vested economic interest in perpetuating discrimination against fat people.
Wat? I thought diet industries existed because fat people WANTED to get skinny. I guess they're brainwashing fat people into believing that they're spending money on diet pills due to fat discrimination.
 

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Because in America women think they're entitled to have men behold them as beautiful. So they don't work for it. And they go to seed. FAST.

By the time they're 30 years old and 250 lbs., they say, "This is how God made me."

No, that's how Chili's, Kraft, and Hostess made you.

Two words, lady: Bowflex.

No fat chicks. They make my convertible scrape.
 

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i have alot of stories.. anyway,

funny story

about...what...maybe half a year ago, when i was going to AA meetings regularly, there was this woman there.. my age, she was married.. there was no interest there between either of us, but we were good friends.

anyway, she is not... FAT FAT.. but she's bigger. she's 4'11 and about 130.. and all of it is gut.

anyway, she knows i go to the gym so she begs me to show her how to lose weight. gives me this story about how tired she is of being bigger and how she is going to change her life and do whatever it takes.. i was like okay this is someone who really wants to do something different.

so after a meeting one day, i think the next day, i take her to the gym with me and I work her ass to death. I mean i ran her through it. circuit training, and 20 minutes of pretty intense elliptical machine work. Hell I was tired. I know she was tired. I get like.. lift weight tired when I work otu but i was like.. okay i'm done basketball practice tired. i was pooped so I know she got a damn good workout.

told her i would pick her up the next day we would do it again

i see her at the meeting the next day, she has this look on her face like someoen stole her puppy.

she looks at me, with the utmost sincere look and says

"it didn't work"





that is why america is fat.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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nerdboy10000 said:
Only in america...

Ever wonder why in other countries, women are slim?
Not for long. As well documented in "Fast Food Nation," as western style eating habits are introduced in countries with traditionally slim people, they slowly get fatter.

Here in Japan, McD's invaded in the 70's, and people have been getting fatter ever since. When I go downtown, the traditional Japanese restaurants (ramen, sushi, etc) are half filled at best while micky D's is ALWAYS packed.

But then again, on the other hand:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU
 

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[/QUOTE]she looks at me, with the utmost sincere look and says

"it didn't work"





that is why america is fat.[/QUOTE]

That is an absolute classic BB I actually laughed when I read it.
 

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Website to Advance Male Empowerment

I'm surfing the web right now. Who knew nice guys people had an advocate group?
 

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Obesity is the new skinny.

Threesome, anyone?


No really though, Darwin will take care of them if they don't take care of themselves, that is the bottom line.

Calories in - Calories out / Physical activity = Bodyfat %
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The name sounds like something coming straight out of a Monty Python sketch.
 

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MikeBrown30 said:
Leave them be. They will be the ones with heart problems, high cholesterol, diabetes, and they will not have anyone to blame but themselves.
the problem lies in healthcare costs which are ultimately passed on to all Americans regardless of how healthy they are. When I bust my ass in the gym 6 days a week, why should I be supporting a deadbeat who can't stop eating ding dongs? Its hard to know where to draw the line however, since I have no problem helping a hard working family that has been beset by tough times. As a country, we need to support one another, but it comes to the point where if someone can't help themselves, why the **** should they demand handouts?
 

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nerdboy10000 said:
Only in america...

Ever wonder why in other countries, women are slim?
Not only that, but girls from Asia (not ABCs) automatically feel that they must be on a diet. Because the guys over there simply do not tolerate fat girls.

Here in the US, ABC girls console each other about how: 'Oh you are so skinny. You are not fat!' There is less pressure here in the US to be skinny (exceptions, probably LA)
 

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You Americans have it bad.

But in Britannia, there's a huge focus on the current generation of girls to be really skinny, sometimes to the point where it's disgusting. This anorexia mentality is very deeply ingrained now where girls now have problems even eating in public. Often what they do is starve themselves so that they loss all their muscle, yet still have a chubby belly sticking out. It's not the best look.

Not quite sure what's worse, Walruses or Stick Insects.

Girls need to learn the importance of not being a fat ass ugly b1tch, but not going to the other extreme and losing all their muscle and fat. We love the hourglass figure, and we love them to have an athletic physique which means being reasonably muscular (You can't have good legs, ass, abs and bust without muscle), whilst still having a bodyfat percentage around 15%.

The nation really needs a simple lesson in Health, fitness and how to look fvcking sexy 101.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Warrior74 said:
Do you think it's wrong to discriminate against fat women?

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/taboo/4597/Overview
I'm all for making obese people pay for 2 seats when riding on an airplane. I once had to fly from Seattle to Houston with a tub of lards jelly rolls spilling over my arm rest.

I also have no problem with forcing obese people to pay penalties for medical coverage since they jack up insurance rates anyway.
 
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