"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
natalie portman gets knocked up.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The internally wise comedian Adam Carolla once compared chicks to horse jockeys: "As a jock, you're 34 and you're over the hill. As a smoking hot chick, you're 34 and you're seeing the top of the mountain. A jock and the hot chick years end about the same place. If you play your cards right you'll make it to 37, but there's no way you'll be the MVP of the league anymore at 37 or 38."
It's no coincidence Natalie would be getting knocked up at the age when she would be 'cashing out' her chips at the casino of beauty.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
The jockey of zenyatta who won 19 straight is 45 years old (and engaged ot this http://www.sahracing.com/index/img/chantalSUTHERLAND.jpg). He rode in the 1992 Kentucky derby and he wasn't really YOUNG then
natilie portman in v for vendetta fap fap fap
Uh, how do you know she is clean living? She is pregnant AND not married!! She IS NOT some teenage virginal wife (yes, they are really still out there).Zunder said:
America is just so odd in 2011. Personally, I could careless about some older woman like this.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
dude portman isn't some internet trash skank hoeBigJimbo said:
1. she speaks hebrew and english
2. harvard grad
3.probably one of the top 3-4 pure smartest people in hollywood. she is so smart she has had some of her **** like seriously published by like real people and ****. she
she isn't religious, she met a guy and likes him, has a child with him. who the **** are you to say she is this or that because she has a child out of wedlock when you don't even know if she believes in marriage in the first place dip**** god people like you piss me the **** off
and fore the record, if you caught her in a book store and didn't i know who she was and got her number you would be here bragging about the "9.5HB" that you bagged at the library (and you'd be right)
Just because someone makes a living by making movies, doesn't make them a *****, doesn't make them a bad person, doesn't make them a skank. She is an actress and a damn good one. She's an older, hotter version of Emma Watson (who is probably going to Brown University)
^ its never a good idea to try to convince someone of a person's intelligence by babbling like a retard. "She has had some of her sh1t like "seriously" published.....by like "real" people and sh1t..."backbreaker said:
AND I AGREE WITH YOU
f283000 said:
Natalie Portman only a 7? Get the fvck out of here.
Mate you have seriously high standards if you would only rate her a 7.
And to the other poster, when I say clean living I am talking the usual vices: Drugs, Alchohol, Smoking.
Razor Sharp
Senior Don Juan
I met Natalie years ago at a friend's shindig in NY. When I saw her she looked familiar but it didn't hit me till we were introduced. At that point she looked me in the eyes, and I can tell she was gauging my reaction to see if I'd freak out or go all fanboy on her. When I responded with a simple "nice to meet you" and kept my conversation going as if she was anyone else I could tell she was relieved.
Turns out she is very cool, down-to-earth and actually has a sense of humor. We chatted for a while and had a nice vibe going. Thanks to a few pointed questions she talked a lot about herself and at one point got restless when she realized I wasn't dropping a dime about myself. She actually flat out said to me "why are you being so mysterious? please don't tell me you are one of those PUA guys" She then started to rip on me for being a seduction nerd and got everyone laughing, including myself.
Dude she knew all the terminology and broke down my whole game pretty well. I ripped on her for fishing for men on seduction sites, falling in love with every actor she costars with and agreeing to do any kind of work in that terrible star wars film. All the while my friends are looking at me like "No you didnt!" She laughed her ass off at everything I said and even rated my negs.
Afterwards I offered to make a store run cause I had the munchies and she volunteered to come with me. (Hello, IOI) As we headed out the door I turned my head back and all my friends where silently going bananas, jumping around, throwing air hi-fives at me and all thumbs up... retards, I love em.
We headed to the store and it was chilly so she grabbed my arm and we just yapped on and on. She was very interested in my childhood - I was interested in what turned her on. She says "Intelligence, passion and a big c*ck" as if it was a no-brainer. Man that whole conversation was funny as hell and we came back to the party holding our sides and bugging out (mind you the only two sober people there, lol)
So we get back and the tension from my dumb ass friends is noticeable but we ignore them continue to hit it off. At one point she is definitely giving me the eye, instead of shying away I shoot her back a more obvious version of her look and winked my eye. People around us are losing it and her homegirls are egging her on. As a salesman I knew this was a done deal..
Then my ex-showed up. *facepalm*
We had broken up by this point but shared the same social circle (ain't it funny how a chick thinks she's entitled to YOUR friends after a breakup? anyways..) She's drunk, sees what's going on and gets all hood, telling Natalie to stay away from her "MAYUN" as she took off her earrings.
It was very uncomfortable scene and Nat was kinda shook. When her friend decided to head to another party she was gone. She hastily said goodbye to everyone and *poof* never saw her again.
Moral of the story:
1. Nothing's ever a done deal till its done
2. Treat hot/famous chicks like they are anyone else. They love to be stripped of their powers.
3. NEVER date girls from the ghetto with daddy issues and an ex in jail
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.