natalie portman gets knocked up.

[elite7]

this is an end of an era always was a fan of hers what do you guys think of her.

 

[Rogue]

She's 29 and losing relevance against, say, the younger Scarlett Johansson. Natalie had much more relevance at 19 (when I watched her in 'Anywhere But Here'). Women peak in their late teens, plateau in their mid-twenties, hold steady for a few years, and then begin an unsavory descent into the abyss of irrelevance. It's a real tragedy how female beauty burns a candle at both ends—intensely bright but burning out by the age of 35.

The internally wise comedian Adam Carolla once compared chicks to horse jockeys: "As a jock, you're 34 and you're over the hill. As a smoking hot chick, you're 34 and you're seeing the top of the mountain. A jock and the hot chick years end about the same place. If you play your cards right you'll make it to 37, but there's no way you'll be the MVP of the league anymore at 37 or 38."

It's no coincidence Natalie would be getting knocked up at the age when she would be 'cashing out' her chips at the casino of beauty.

 

[backbreaker]

calvin borel has won 3 of the last 4 kentucky derbies and he's 44 but okay lol

The jockey of zenyatta who won 19 straight is 45 years old (and engaged ot this http://www.sahracing.com/index/img/chantalSUTHERLAND.jpg). He rode in the 1992 Kentucky derby and he wasn't really YOUNG then


natilie portman in v for vendetta fap fap fap

 

[Zunder]

I have always gone for the sultry Portman looks rather than the beachyblonde california girl types.
Portman is clean living so might hold her looks for a lot longer than most chicks.

 

[BigJimbo]

I have always gone for the sultry Portman looks rather than the beachyblonde california girl types.
Portman is clean living so might hold her looks for a lot longer than most chicks.

Uh, how do you know she is clean living? She is pregnant AND not married!! She IS NOT some teenage virginal wife (yes, they are really still out there).

America is just so odd in 2011. Personally, I could careless about some older woman like this.

 

[backbreaker]

Uh, how do you know she is clean living? She is pregnant AND not married!! She IS NOT some teenage virginal wife (yes, they are really still out there).

America is just so odd in 2011. Personally, I could careless about some older woman like this.

dude portman isn't some internet trash skank hoe

1. she speaks hebrew and english
2. harvard grad
3.probably one of the top 3-4 pure smartest people in hollywood. she is so smart she has had some of her **** like seriously published by like real people and ****. she


she isn't religious, she met a guy and likes him, has a child with him. who the **** are you to say she is this or that because she has a child out of wedlock when you don't even know if she believes in marriage in the first place dip**** god people like you piss me the **** off


and fore the record, if you caught her in a book store and didn't i know who she was and got her number you would be here bragging about the "9.5HB" that you bagged at the library (and you'd be right)

Just because someone makes a living by making movies, doesn't make them a *****, doesn't make them a bad person, doesn't make them a skank. She is an actress and a damn good one. She's an older, hotter version of Emma Watson (who is probably going to Brown University)

 

[Ice882]

3.probably one of the top 3-4 pure smartest people in hollywood. she is so smart she has had some of her **** like seriously published by like real people and ****.

^ its never a good idea to try to convince someone of a person's intelligence by babbling like a retard. "She has had some of her sh1t like "seriously" published.....by like "real" people and sh1t..."

AND I AGREE WITH YOU

 

[f283000]

and fore the record, if you caught her in a book store and didn't i know who she was and got her number you would be here bragging about the "9.5HB" that you bagged at the library (and you'd be right)

hb 9.5??? if she wasn't famous you can drop a couple of points and she would be just a 7 which is her true non famous rating.

1. she speaks hebrew and english

I speak 2 languages as well. Nothing special.

 

[Zunder]

hb 9.5??? if she wasn't famous you can drop a couple of points and she would be just a 7 which is her true non famous rating.

I speak 2 languages as well. Nothing special.

Natalie Portman only a 7? Get the fvck out of here.

Mate you have seriously high standards if you would only rate her a 7.

And to the other poster, when I say clean living I am talking the usual vices: Drugs, Alchohol, Smoking.

 

[Razor Sharp]

Okay its time for a Razor Hollywood Field Report

I met Natalie years ago at a friend's shindig in NY. When I saw her she looked familiar but it didn't hit me till we were introduced. At that point she looked me in the eyes, and I can tell she was gauging my reaction to see if I'd freak out or go all fanboy on her. When I responded with a simple "nice to meet you" and kept my conversation going as if she was anyone else I could tell she was relieved.

Turns out she is very cool, down-to-earth and actually has a sense of humor. We chatted for a while and had a nice vibe going. Thanks to a few pointed questions she talked a lot about herself and at one point got restless when she realized I wasn't dropping a dime about myself. She actually flat out said to me "why are you being so mysterious? please don't tell me you are one of those PUA guys" She then started to rip on me for being a seduction nerd and got everyone laughing, including myself.

Dude she knew all the terminology and broke down my whole game pretty well. I ripped on her for fishing for men on seduction sites, falling in love with every actor she costars with and agreeing to do any kind of work in that terrible star wars film. All the while my friends are looking at me like "No you didnt!" She laughed her ass off at everything I said and even rated my negs.

Afterwards I offered to make a store run cause I had the munchies and she volunteered to come with me. (Hello, IOI) As we headed out the door I turned my head back and all my friends where silently going bananas, jumping around, throwing air hi-fives at me and all thumbs up... retards, I love em.

We headed to the store and it was chilly so she grabbed my arm and we just yapped on and on. She was very interested in my childhood - I was interested in what turned her on. She says "Intelligence, passion and a big c*ck" as if it was a no-brainer. Man that whole conversation was funny as hell and we came back to the party holding our sides and bugging out (mind you the only two sober people there, lol)

So we get back and the tension from my dumb ass friends is noticeable but we ignore them continue to hit it off. At one point she is definitely giving me the eye, instead of shying away I shoot her back a more obvious version of her look and winked my eye. People around us are losing it and her homegirls are egging her on. As a salesman I knew this was a done deal..

Then my ex-showed up. *facepalm*

We had broken up by this point but shared the same social circle (ain't it funny how a chick thinks she's entitled to YOUR friends after a breakup? anyways..) She's drunk, sees what's going on and gets all hood, telling Natalie to stay away from her "MAYUN" as she took off her earrings.

It was very uncomfortable scene and Nat was kinda shook. When her friend decided to head to another party she was gone. She hastily said goodbye to everyone and *poof* never saw her again.

Moral of the story:

1. Nothing's ever a done deal till its done
2. Treat hot/famous chicks like they are anyone else. They love to be stripped of their powers.
3. NEVER date girls from the ghetto with daddy issues and an ex in jail

 

[azanon]

Uh, how do you know she is clean living? She is pregnant AND not married!! She IS NOT some teenage virginal wife (yes, they are really still out there).

America is just so odd in 2011. Personally, I could careless about some older woman like this.

Is that you, Last Man Standing??