Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Napoleon Dynamite sucks

Julian

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I watched it for the first time 3 days ago and honestly, i thought it was the funniest sh1t ive seen since harold and kumar go to white castle.

Albeit i was completely blazed out of my mind.

I thought that sh1t was hillarious though. non stop laughter.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Julian
I watched it for the first time 3 days ago and honestly, i thought it was the funniest sh1t ive seen since harold and kumar go to white castle.

Albeit i was completely blazed out of my mind.

I thought that sh1t was hillarious though. non stop laughter.
I was gonna say " You must be a stoner" but you answered that pretty obviously.
 
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