"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Name your top 5 sosuave posters

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Sorry but I'm sure there's more I'll notice when others post their names.

Whether they post good advice or make you laugh let's hear it.

So far for me what I can think of:

Igetit: great sound advice.

BigJimbo: dudes posts crack me up not in a bad way, but he has that not so serious smarmy attitude in his posts. Possibly the "under the radar" troll in the history of sosuave!

I'll post more when I can think of them. I know there's alot more.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
and Dylan

because he spits hot fire
 
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Rollo
IGetit!
Kailex
Des
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Judge Motherfvcking Nismo! The Case Closer.
Jophil (my personal SS House Lawyer and No Bullsh1t adviser)
Naught Ninja (POF Field Commander)
Rescue Mission (Puzzifying chumps around the world)
Just a Shot Away (Scientific Darwin enthusiast)
Victory Unlimited (Military man to the Bone)
Interceptor
Captain
Carlitos_Way
Crissco (Legit Pick Up Guides handyman)
Scion
Bible Belt
Warrior74 (Field Commander and Morale Officer)
Maxtro (Constantly hopeless LOL, but sarcastically funny)
San Jose California (Party-guy)
War Against Betaism (Epic Username and Frat/College Tip Legend)
BigJimbo (Free Acommodation and 13 year old hotties, anywhere but the US)
HeyPachuco!
Ease
TodaysNews
F283000
Trader
Julius_Seizeher (On par with John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, Modern Legend)
Buwoski Merit
Zekko
Taiyuu_Otoko
Nutz
Kingsam
Backbreaker
Squirrels
TSmith
Jonwon (Keeps Femtards in check)
Boomerick (Over and Out)
Danger

Sure theres a few more, but my Top 5 for my own personal psyche and morale. Helped me directly or indirectly and I can vouche, that there advice is 99.9% VALID the majority of the time are:

1.Jophil
2.Igetit!
3.Warrior74
4.Julius_Seizeher
5.Kailex
 
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I agree with all of them and it's quite hard to pick just 5, but i'm going with:

Kailex
Warrior74
Ease
Razor sharp
Igetit!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Kontroller x( when I read his posts...I get dress up and sarge)
Igetit
Biblebelt
Kailex
Jophil
 
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The Mad Ghost said:
Maxtro (Constantly hopeless LOL, but sarcastically funny)
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LOL! Did I just get a Razzie?

Good posters come and go. I like everybody that's cool and contributes to the community.
 
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I have my favorites!

1. Jophil
2. Kailex
3. "Judge" nismo-4 (Geaux Saints!)
4. Igetit! (Love those quadruple and triple spaces!)
5. Razor Sharp
6. Falcon25 (Alcohol=sex, Dinner=sleep!)
7. F283000
8. Warrior74 (Roll Tide!)
9. Rollo Tomassi (My eyes hurt because you've never used them!)
10. Rescue Mission
11. Bible Belt
12. Captain
13. Nutz
14. zekko
15. bukowski merit
16. Boomerick (Over and Out)
17. DonGorgon
18. backbreaker (From Arkansas!)
19. Naughty Ninja (Great advice about POF!)
20. sodbuster
21. Danger
22. Trader
23. Duffdog
24. Lexington
25. Nexus Polaris
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Megaman XIV said:
I have my favorites!

1. Jophil
2. Kailex
3. "Judge" nismo-4 (Geaux Saints!)
4. Igetit! (Love those quadruple and triple spaces!)
5. Razor Sharp
6. Falcon25 (Alcohol=sex, Dinner=sleep!)
7. F283000
8. Warrior74 (Roll Tide!)
9. Rollo Tomassi (My eyes hurt because you've never used them!)
10. Rescue Mission
11. Bible Belt
12. Captain
13. Nutz
14. zekko
15. bukowski merit
16. Boomerick (Over and Out)
17. DonGorgon
18. backbreaker (From Arkansas!)
19. Naughty Ninja (Great advice about POF!)
20. sodbuster
21. Danger
22. Trader
23. Duffdog
24. Lexington
25. Nexus Polaris
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Gotta say I forgot about jophil, bukowski merit,f283000,kailex, and judge nismo. Great posters!

As for me being included, I don't know how good my POF 'advice' is. I've been booted off and haven't gone back. As for the other poster who called me the POF field general I was yanked off the 'battlefield' like Mcchrystal because two fish flakes most likely reported me as they couldn't take not getting the better "last word" in. lmao.
 
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New so suave posters should not only be directed to the DJ bible but this thread for a list of good posters and get to reading their threads/replies on topics IMO.
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Gotta say I forgot about jophil, bukowski merit,f283000,kailex, and judge nismo. Great posters!

As for me being included, I don't know how good my POF 'advice' is. I've been booted off and haven't gone back. As for the other poster who called me the POF field general I was yanked off the 'battlefield' like Mcchrystal because two fish flakes most likely reported me as they couldn't take not getting the better "last word" in. lmao.
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Now what we need is someone who has definitive tactics for getting cougars and milfs!
 
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I work with plenty. I get hit on alot but don't want to get involved as there are ALOT of good looking women of different ages I work with and don't need the word getting out or the problems of "in-house cleanings".

I treat them like people even though I'm a wiseass to alot. I think it makes their gina's tingle when you act like you don't need them and have a ****y wise a$$ed personality. I've taken numbers but don't call. I see them all the time. Maybe if I decided to leave that job (my second part time) I'd give them a call..Till then theres too many other options.
 
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1. jonwon
2. jophil
3. buk merit
4 rollo
5 squirrels
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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no one likes me : ((((

NOOOOOOOOOO
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Gotta say I forgot about jophil, bukowski merit,f283000,kailex, and judge nismo. Great posters!

As for me being included, I don't know how good my POF 'advice' is. I've been booted off and haven't gone back. As for the other poster who called me the POF field general I was yanked off the 'battlefield' like Mcchrystal because two fish flakes most likely reported me as they couldn't take not getting the better "last word" in. lmao.
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How could I forget:
26. Victory Unlimited
27. Julius Seizeher
28. Taiyuu Otoko
29. Kontroller X
30. Iceberg
 
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Pook
Igetit
Warrior74
Backbreaker
Señor Fingers
Eaglez1337 (for always posting great replies on the HS forum)

Those are definately the ones that have taught me the most. Props to everyone in this community, you're awesome!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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