Naked Playboy Chick giving "relationship" advice

[Le Parisien]

And what about this cutie in pink:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/136848/hot_chicks/

Woa, that "girl" was SO HOT!!!:crackup:

 

[Bonhomme]

Her tits look like balloons.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

She didn't really have much to say and a lot of it was politically correct crap (looks are second, I want a guy who can make me laugh etc).

However, there were some things she said that guys would do well to pay attention to, such as:


"If you're trying too hard, that's the biggest turn off"

"If you fake something, it's a turn off"

"The biggest sex secret is to let go"

That you should listen to... cause this slut gets the c0ck ALL THE TIME. She knows how she likes it.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

"I like guys who treat me like a lady"

They all want to be treated like a lady.

how many of them ACT like a lady?

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

1. Photo shoot first. Dating advice second. Ever read Maxim? They've interviewed Jessica Simpson, yet I don't think she was directing her dating advice to NON-hollywood, NON-high net worth, NON-celebrity types like us. Jessica dumped Nick b/c she didn't want her image shredded like Britneys'. She still has so much buying power now. You think she's actually telling you how to get her? THAT's the biggest secret about women, THEY want you to do all the work WITHOUT telling you. If they tell you, then it ruins the whole thing, EVEN if you did the precise thing she wants.


2. I'm not going to rank on a girl I'd fvck. You can pick her apart, but you wouldn't throw her out of bed except on some random chance she offends or insults you in some way.

3. NEVER LISTEN TO WOMEN ON DATING ADVICE. Each woman is different anyways, so what you know from one relationship doesn't necessarily hold true. The primary driver of this was her photoshoot, and to sell photos to guys like us who might BUY into her BS and believe that by reading her tips, they'd get a chick as hot as her. If that's her house behind her, you're not getting into it OR her without owning a house TWICE as big anyways. You wear the pants, she wears skirts, never forget that.



A-Unit

 

[muttley]

Give the girl a break will ya , guys. You guys are judging her and assuming waaaaaay to many things about her. The reason u are disqualifying your selfs from her by saying " shes a slvt, shes dumb, shes ugly" is to keep your own egos intact because you see her and automatically your inner talk says "i cant have her, no way could i get a chick like that " so you backward rationalize it to your selfs by saying shes a slvt/dumb/ugly person cos stops u from feeling bad.

Some of what this girl says can be taken into consideration ( minus the supplication bits of course ) and it just goes to show that a personality is what gets them wetter than niagra falls.

peace.

 

[wayword]

"If you fake something, it's a turn-off."

- says the girl with ridiculously fake boobs popping out of her armpits! :crackup:

 

[penkitten]

sheesh! yes, men love to take advise from pretty naked women .
who says they only read playboy for the articles?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Jesus Christ.

What a dumb b*tch.

"Yah.... ummmm... I like guys who are nice and ummmmm.... sweet and ummmmmm..... they make me laugh?"

Yeah, sure. I bet she's a virgin who only dates honest, decent men. And I also bet she does charity work like help the homeless, and feed the starving children in Africa. :crackup:

[sarcasm off]

Translation for all of the above: I like guys who buy me lots of stuff, treat me better than I deserve, and are SO into me, that they won't mind when I stay out late nights being gangfvcked by other men who treat me like dirt.


On a side note: she does have a nice booty. And even those fake breasts are damn FINE!

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Give the girl a break will ya , guys. You guys are judging her and assuming waaaaaay to many things about her. The reason u are disqualifying your selfs from her by saying " shes a slvt, shes dumb, shes ugly" is to keep your own egos intact because you see her and automatically your inner talk says "i cant have her, no way could i get a chick like that " so you backward rationalize it to your selfs by saying shes a slvt/dumb/ugly person cos stops u from feeling bad.

Some of what this girl says can be taken into consideration ( minus the supplication bits of course ) and it just goes to show that a personality is what gets them wetter than niagra falls.

peace.

I'm sure it is. I bet its ALL PERSONALITY. No money, no looks, none of that superficial crap.

All you got to do is be yourself and she'll come running. Right Mutt?

Just be nice, and charismatic and she'll be all over you. She won't care if you're overweight, or if your drive a 1989 Toyota with transmission problems. Hell, she won't even care if you don't have a job and live out of your parent's garage. Cause you got a great "personality" and that attracts her. Doesn't it?



You're only fooling yourself if you believe the crap she says. And you talk about ego.

Look at yourself first. Before you judge others.



Yes she IS a slvt. And yes, she is a dumb broad. But she has a damn fine body. And you're right, none of the members here could have her (including myself). Because we are lacking three major things:

Money
Power
Fame

.

 

[muttley]

I'm sure it is. I bet its ALL PERSONALITY. No money, no looks, none of that superficial crap.

All you got to do is be yourself and she'll come running. Right Mutt?

Just be nice, and charismatic and she'll be all over you. She won't care if you're overweight, or if your drive a 1989 Toyota with transmission problems. Hell, she won't even care if you don't have a job and live out of your parent's garage. Cause you got a great "personality" and that attracts her. Doesn't it?



You're only fooling yourself if you believe the crap she says. And you talk about ego.

Look at yourself first. Before you judge others.



Yes she IS a slvt. And yes, she is a dumb broad. But she has a damn fine body. And you're right, none of the members here could have her (including myself). Because we are lacking three major things:

Money
Power
Fame

.

you got a lot to learn dawg

peace

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

you got a lot to learn dawg

peace

I know I do. Tell me: Do you own any businesses? Do you invest money in anything?

If you know how to make wealth... then I'd like to learn from you.

 

[muttley]

I know I do. Tell me: Do you own any businesses? Do you invest money in anything?

If you know how to make wealth... then I'd like to learn from you.

Err... we are talking about that hot chick in the video and her advice. What has money making got to do with any of this?

 

[Bvbidd]

SOO many fvcking idiots in this world. FVCK.

Not only the fvcken retard of a girl. I'd fvck her and so would you. (lol, ya think you got standards)

But you guys, half are you are trying to protect your ugly ass by talking about standards and other retarded sh!t and then the other half are feeling all hopped up and decide to just blindly belive what she says.

Come on guys. This is a hot girl who tried to make dating advice (most of it is sh!t, coming from anybody!).

If I'd rate her, I'd give her a 7. Kinda manly and dirty.

Anyway, take it as it is. A hot chick giving her idea of advice. (Some of it's good and the rest is of course sh!t.)

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Err... we are talking about that hot chick in the video and her advice. What has money making got to do with any of this?

Maybe you need to re-read my post again.

Here's a summary:

You say: It takes personality to get the chick. That's all she cares about.

I say: Hell no. Money, power and fame.

You say: You got alot to learn (to me).

I say: You know anything about business? (Because otherwise I don't care for your matchstick theory bout how to get playboy models.)

You say: This stupid sh*t.




If you don't get it this time, you need to read the thread again.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I'm sure it is. I bet its ALL PERSONALITY. No money, no looks, none of that superficial crap.

All you got to do is be yourself and she'll come running. Right Mutt?

Just be nice, and charismatic and she'll be all over you. She won't care if you're overweight, or if your drive a 1989 Toyota with transmission problems. Hell, she won't even care if you don't have a job and live out of your parent's garage. Cause you got a great "personality" and that attracts her. Doesn't it?



You're only fooling yourself if you believe the crap she says. And you talk about ego.

Look at yourself first. Before you judge others.



Yes she IS a slvt. And yes, she is a dumb broad. But she has a damn fine body. And you're right, none of the members here could have her (including myself). Because we are lacking three major things:

Money
Power
Fame

.

The "fact" that none of us could have her is not due to her looks, but because of her status. She's quasi-famous, therefor she's going to feel only rich/famous/powerful guys are worth her time. It has nothing to do with her looks......she has a skank face, probably fake tits*, and bodies that nice aren't exactly rare if you know where to look.

Guys like me won't ever get chicks like that? Excuse me, I need to go weep for a moment. There are at least a couple girls who work at local cafes that I find more attractive than her.


*I hate fake tits. I know some guys don't mind though. I'd rather be with a girl who has real b-cups than fake d-cups.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

The "fact" that none of us could have her is not due to her looks, but because of her status. She's quasi-famous, therefor she's going to feel only rich/famous/powerful guys are worth her time. It has nothing to do with her looks......she has a skank face, probably fake tits*, and bodies that nice aren't exactly rare if you know where to look.

Guys like me won't ever get chicks like that? Excuse me, I need to go weep for a moment. There are at least a couple girls who work at local cafes that I find more attractive than her.


*I hate fake tits. I know some guys don't mind though. I'd rather be with a girl who has real b-cups than fake d-cups.

Well, all I'm saying is: The more money you got, the less effort you have to put into getting hotties and the hotter they are. Doesn't matter where you find em.

 

[muttley]

Maybe you need to re-read my post again.

Here's a summary:

You say: It takes personality to get the chick. That's all she cares about.

I say: Hell no. Money, power and fame.

You say: You got alot to learn (to me).

I say: You know anything about business? (Because otherwise I don't care for your matchstick theory bout how to get playboy models.)

You say: This stupid sh*t.




If you don't get it this time, you need to read the thread again.

Dont project your insecurities on other people please, you are riddled with asumptions, limited beliefs and a poor state of mind.

peace

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

you are riddled with asumptions, limited beliefs and a poor state of mind

:crackup: :crackup:

Okay man. Whatever.

But this is what I believe to be true and one of the easier paths for me to achieve hapiness.

 

[muttley]

:crackup: :crackup:

Okay man. Whatever.

But this is what I believe to be true and one of the easier paths for me to achieve hapiness.

each to their own:box: