"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My best friend is trying to hook me up with his girlfriend's bestfriend who is half brazillian. I sent her a photo of me and a song i wrote through email and She sent me a naked photo of her and she was off the chain.:up: Is she considered a slut or easy if we havent met yet and shes already sending me naked photos?:confused:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Joe The Homophobe

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progressive1 said:
its in my cell. if im lying im dying
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you can email it to yourself from your cell then post it in photobucket and take it down a couple days later. Either that or don't be posting lies! besides the chances of she finding out are close to 0.
 
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ChrizZ said:
show us the photos or it didn't happen.
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I second this request. BTW is she in Brazil ;) could be a working girl. Ahh it brings back all those great Rio De Janeiro moments
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Photobucket it up,

Or I can PM you my cell, you can forward it to me, then I'll post it, that way, you didn't post it on the internet, your scott free, although she'll never know anyway
 
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That's fvcking sad.

Why should he have to prove anything?
 
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shes a slut by the way. That dont mean you shouldnt hit it
 
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