"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Naked half brazillian

progressive1

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My best friend is trying to hook me up with his girlfriend's bestfriend who is half brazillian. I sent her a photo of me and a song i wrote through email and She sent me a naked photo of her and she was off the chain.:up: Is she considered a slut or easy if we havent met yet and shes already sending me naked photos?:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe

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progressive1 said:
its in my cell. if im lying im dying
you can email it to yourself from your cell then post it in photobucket and take it down a couple days later. Either that or don't be posting lies! besides the chances of she finding out are close to 0.
 

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ChrizZ said:
show us the photos or it didn't happen.
I second this request. BTW is she in Brazil ;) could be a working girl. Ahh it brings back all those great Rio De Janeiro moments
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Photobucket it up,

Or I can PM you my cell, you can forward it to me, then I'll post it, that way, you didn't post it on the internet, your scott free, although she'll never know anyway
 

Lust

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That's fvcking sad.

Why should he have to prove anything?
 

Skel

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shes a slut by the way. That dont mean you shouldnt hit it
 
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