"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mystery Exposed ! ! !

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Ken785 said:
Why are you guys worshiping mystery?...the guy is kinda goofy like...Style is more of a DJ type.


mystery is from toronto, and he is like the only famous guy i know from toronto so he is my hometown hero
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".


Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris


....Mystery doesn't deserve the factoid spot.
 

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41) Superman wears Mystery pajamas.
 
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