"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Myspace

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SHakuhachi

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Your girlfriend is nice.

Didnt like the layout though, it looks like something you could find at vampirefreaks.com or another emo-site.
 

BBX

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This is gonna get locked, idk myspace threads always do but i'll get a word in. Your gf is a hb 1000000000000000000. Wow please tell me how you pulled that off. hahaha, theres really nothing wrong with the space, change the song tho rflmao.
 

VegasGuy56

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lol, thanks. She was actually the one who approached me. We've been going out for about a month.
 

Jimbo2k

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You told me through PM that, thats not really your girlfriend, its your sisters friend and you begged for that pic. Keep dreamin! HAhaa
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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VegasGuy56

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Aww, Jimbo. You promised you wouldn't tell. How could you go and backstab me like that? ;)
 

TheNewGuy

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Jimbo2k said:
You told me through PM that, thats not really your girlfriend, its your sisters friend and you begged for that pic. Keep dreamin! HAhaa
Did he beg for her to leave all those "i love you" comments too?

Nice catch bro.
 

IsiMan84

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Profile looks okay. I don't think it really matters what you have unless there's dead bodies in the background. Hell I have a Green Bay Packers background and I get girls who comment on it. But with all due respect, why the molester mustache?
 

Skilla_Staz

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BBX said:
This is gonna get locked, idk myspace threads always do but i'll get a word in. Your gf is a hb 1000000000000000000. Wow please tell me how you pulled that off. hahaha, theres really nothing wrong with the space, change the song tho rflmao.

If i was into ratings, i'd give the broad a 6.5. Shes sort of cute.

And yeah, the song has got to go.

Change your background. I'm really against all pictures and ****. It distracts me.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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sparky0000

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You are cuter than that female you are with. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing. Might be a bad thing since I am not a homosexual, and I don't find you that cute to begin with.

BTW, you and that female are still cuter than I am/have been/or ever will be. If that is any consolation. No worries, looks are the most OVERHYPED thing that you boys are concerned with. Brains, courage, and a world map are much more important than a cute dimple.
 
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