"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Myspace!Use myspace for guys on here to get laid!

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Ok since many of you guys on here are anti social and have problems getting laid,here is my suggestion MAKE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT!Take your real pictures then type to girls on myspace and try to get numbers it wont matter if they reject you because its the internet and they cant see you.Now this is probaly one the best advice EVER give on this site.When you make a myspace account,try to add as many girls as friends,thenn send them notes and chat with them,after awhile ask for their number and if you do get it call them,set up a date,but make sure they live near your area so you can travel easier.Yes since many of you fear approaching girls in real life,and arent social in real life,use the internet to build your confidence,so when you meet the girls its gonna help your social,yes go use myspace and you dont have to worry about getting rejected because it shouldnt matter :)

P.S. I HAVE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT BUT I DONT WANT TO POST IT ON HERE,BECAUSE GUYS ON HERE WILL PROBALY SEND ME MESSAGES OR FLAME ME

NOW GO SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT,YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WALK OR MOVE,JUST USE YOUR MOUSE AND KEYBOARD,DO IT NOW!!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you read the damn forum first before jumping up and down, pissing your pants to post your new awesome discovery? Geez, some idiots!
 
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Kurt the KJ said:
Would you read the damn forum first before jumping up and down, pissing your pants to post your new awesome discovery? Geez, some idiots!
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You did pick up on the complete sarcasm of his post, right?
 
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I don't see how we are the losers, when you are the one sitting at your PC night and day, creating username after username just to troll a forum. Give it a break would ya?

Someone who repeatedly and deliberately insults other users/won't ever seem to listen to anyone's point of view/doesn't make sense/contradicts himself = troll in my book.

Stop replying, people.
 
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Viper_Dreamx_Trolls said:
im bakk its me dreamx they banned my account crazyguy nobody guessed it was me :)
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Haha, no one guessed it was you? BS, it was so obvious. Someone needs to talk to this guys service provider, that way, not only will he be banned, but he'll lose his internet.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ab photos...remember the ab pics. if you don't have abs just borrow your friend's abs. oil him up first though :up:
 
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