Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Okay let's get this straight.
Myspace: It's become basically a popularity contest. Who's got the coolest layout? Who's got the sweetest tunes? Who has the most friends that they've never met?
I hate to bring it to you guys, but pimping out your myspace with all the coolest things, adding 2039 friends and taking 40 mirror pictures isn't going to score you a lot of chicks.
MySpace can be useful, but at the same time it can turn you into a f*cking loser. I check mine maybe once a day, or if I'm stuck in the house, I'll get on periodically, respond to stuff, find something else to do. I don't sit there and refresh every 30 seconds waiting for people to respond to my messages, or leave comments.
Meeting Chicks: Use the browse to find chicks in your area. Don't add them. Message them. Just be like "hey there". Bam. Easy. Don't expect a return message if you're ugly. MySpace is generally an excuse for shallowness. If you do get a response, keep the conversation short, get a number, get off. Call the girl when you've got something to do and spit your game.
'Pimping' your profile: I hate when people put all that stupid sh*t on there that makes my computer go super f*cking slow. Keep it simple. Thank you. Get a song you like, get some simple colors, get a diversity of pictures, maybe a cool little gadget or something. Thats it. Don't type your whole life story, don't worry about "cool quotes", or what you should put in your info. You guys are over analyzing EVERYTHING. It's a friggin webpage.
Bulletins: I hate "NEW PICS OMG LYKE COMMENT PLEEEAZEE" bulletins. I hate chain letter bulletins. I hate survey bulletins. If I post a kick ass song on my page, I might let people know. If something is about to happen that's BIG news, I might post one. I don't waste my time with those stupid things.
Display Names: Use your name, or your nickname. Please, don't be retarded and put stuff like "Ev3R SinCE I caN r3MemB3r I B3eN popPin maH CollUh" as your display name. I will shoot you.
Picture Captions: Be a smartass with your captions. I have a shirtless one on mine and my caption is "It's blurry, but for some reason I think you get the picture." None of this song lyric sh*t (If you can't tell, I hate using song lyrics), none of this "This is Me on My couch" stuff. Duh, we can tell just by looking at it what you are doing.
Comments: I RARELY leave comments. People who sit there and comment on every picture, comment on 20 peoples profiles etc, are just looking to kill some time. Myspace wh*res. Don't be one. I don't leave "hey you" comments too often, unless I haven't seen the person in forever. Usually I send a message. Don't over do anything.
Final Note: Myspace is an easy way out for the wanna be DJ. A real man gets off his ass and goes where the women are. The END!
Myspace: It's become basically a popularity contest. Who's got the coolest layout? Who's got the sweetest tunes? Who has the most friends that they've never met?
I hate to bring it to you guys, but pimping out your myspace with all the coolest things, adding 2039 friends and taking 40 mirror pictures isn't going to score you a lot of chicks.
MySpace can be useful, but at the same time it can turn you into a f*cking loser. I check mine maybe once a day, or if I'm stuck in the house, I'll get on periodically, respond to stuff, find something else to do. I don't sit there and refresh every 30 seconds waiting for people to respond to my messages, or leave comments.
Meeting Chicks: Use the browse to find chicks in your area. Don't add them. Message them. Just be like "hey there". Bam. Easy. Don't expect a return message if you're ugly. MySpace is generally an excuse for shallowness. If you do get a response, keep the conversation short, get a number, get off. Call the girl when you've got something to do and spit your game.
'Pimping' your profile: I hate when people put all that stupid sh*t on there that makes my computer go super f*cking slow. Keep it simple. Thank you. Get a song you like, get some simple colors, get a diversity of pictures, maybe a cool little gadget or something. Thats it. Don't type your whole life story, don't worry about "cool quotes", or what you should put in your info. You guys are over analyzing EVERYTHING. It's a friggin webpage.
Bulletins: I hate "NEW PICS OMG LYKE COMMENT PLEEEAZEE" bulletins. I hate chain letter bulletins. I hate survey bulletins. If I post a kick ass song on my page, I might let people know. If something is about to happen that's BIG news, I might post one. I don't waste my time with those stupid things.
Display Names: Use your name, or your nickname. Please, don't be retarded and put stuff like "Ev3R SinCE I caN r3MemB3r I B3eN popPin maH CollUh" as your display name. I will shoot you.
Picture Captions: Be a smartass with your captions. I have a shirtless one on mine and my caption is "It's blurry, but for some reason I think you get the picture." None of this song lyric sh*t (If you can't tell, I hate using song lyrics), none of this "This is Me on My couch" stuff. Duh, we can tell just by looking at it what you are doing.
Comments: I RARELY leave comments. People who sit there and comment on every picture, comment on 20 peoples profiles etc, are just looking to kill some time. Myspace wh*res. Don't be one. I don't leave "hey you" comments too often, unless I haven't seen the person in forever. Usually I send a message. Don't over do anything.
Final Note: Myspace is an easy way out for the wanna be DJ. A real man gets off his ass and goes where the women are. The END!
