"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Myspace Pickup Lines

DJTJ

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I know its been done to death but not on this particular topic I dont think...

For the flamers / haters go ahead and flame.... but is it really gonna be worth your time and make you feel better?

If Anyone else is up for helping me here much respect.
Lets try & think of some good ones.

"Whats a girl like yo doing on in some cyberspace like this"
"Ahh Umm so Ahhh you come here often"
(kidding but could work on some chicks yeah?)
"You look good whats the rest of you like?"
"Can I ask you a question"

Any other good ones????????????
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fortunate_Juan

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DJTJ said:
"Can I ask you a question"
when some one asks me this i almost always say:

you just did, thanks for playing.


Girls on myspace...

Pickup lines are played out in my oppinion, unless you make them relevant to the situation and funny with a bit of ****yness mixed in.

If I were you I would ask about some of the hobbies listed on their profile, get her talking about her self (chicks love it) and let her know you're interested by paying attention to what she writes.
 
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