"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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myspace is sh!t

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i've looked at over 50 profiles all day and i've found that they're all the same in a way... they talk about how they wanna travel, how they love make up, partying, getting drunk/wasted. go crazy. then you check out their pictures and its always just them posing infront of a mirror or whatever. i swear to god there really is no such thing as a good looking girl who DOESN'T do all that crap and is DIFFERENT the the other girls... someone who just wants to have a walk along the beach, doesn't drink alcohol or smoke or **** around with gangs of up them self b!tches and go clubbing every fuking weekend. if you don't believe me check out myspace and view at least 10 profiles. they are all the same.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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here's a couple of profiles and what a girl describes herself as:

1.

About Me:

Ok so I have 5 pages of pics just waiting for comments - get busy people! A little about myself - I'm the laziest myspacer I know - I read my messages, however hardly respond - sorry... Not intentional I just run outta time (and I guess most times I really couldn't give a **** if some random in some ****ing country overseas wants to talk with me on ****ing MSN! Sooooo over it all! I have the biggest pottie mouth, I am the biggest procrastinator I know, I spend waaayyyyy too much money on myself, my favourite tv show is Sex and the City - cliche yes - all girls love it - however there's something about the way it makes me feel after i've watched it - empowered I guess. My ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE label is Pierucci! I love my girls to absolute pieces! They are my life - love you girls ALWAYS!!! (No I'm not a lesbian).... But seriously - if you had my girlfriends (how ****ing hot are they?!) - who wouldn't?!!! (And not only are they hot, but they're also beautiful, intelligent and ****ing fantastic people - each individual and completely sassy in their own right), however each complimentary to the other..... Superstars! I LIVE for DIRTY ELECTRO house or girlie house - any kinda house music! Love it, live it, breath it, people ask me if I get sick of listening to it, however no - I don't get sick of it - I listen to it at 7am when i'm getting ready for work, when I drive or commute - and I have it thumping sooo loudly into my head (that i am now slowly going deaf)..... I NEED loud bangin music in the mornings to make me feel awake and ready for a new day. It makes me feel normal. And of course, I listen to it when I'm out - LOVE Geisha - my fav place to dance! My life is completely random - it consists of random moments - happenings, gatherings, meetings, dates, people, thoughts, feelings, dreams, everything. I ****ING LOVE randomness - makes you appreciate life and the little things that freak you out - the little things that you can appreciate don't usually happen - however somehow they happen to me all the time! Ok enough **** talking for one night - so there you go - you still haven't really learnt that much, if at all about me, but it's probably the most ur ever gunna learn cause I'll most probably never respond to your messages. (Again not intentional - just laziness)... If I do - it's either because in some way you have made me laugh and affected my day, entertained me in a way... or I'm being motivated and not lazy - and then you're very ****ing lucky! Em ;)

Who I'd like to meet:
Cool, funny, sexy people - and anyone else who entertains me..... Genuine no bull**** straight up people.....

2.

About me:

Let me begin by say please don't reply just to contradict what I am saying (if you do not know what contradict means then don't reply at all) and don't message me AT ALL if you are not what I am looking for. No offence intended, just move on. I am a 27 year old who is looking to meet new people for friendship or maybe more. By more I mean a relationship, I am not after just sex or anything casual. I am very cynical about men and relationships and it has been a very long time since I have been with someone in a relationship so I think it is probably time to start. Why these pics? Well I belive I am a very passionate and sexual person and I find it hard to 'uncover' myself emotionally, so I'm essentially 'baring my soul' this way. I am very fussy, and would only feel comfortable with a certain age range which is 27-35. Anyone outside this range will not be replied to. I am not here for music or groups, just here to find someone, so no silly requests. I pre-approve comments before they are displayed. About me I would say I am very honest and caring and would do anything for someone I truly loved. Why am I single? well I have had a couple hiccups and have been abit afraid to move on, hell I'm still afraid to move on! I guess I can also be a bit hard on my men, but learning is the first step hey? I am attractive but I think that is really up to you. I am in ern Australia, and I don't travel much so I'm really only looking for Aussies. Cheers & thanx for reading!

Who I'd like to meet:

Not just anyone.

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anyway that's just two of over millions of how hot girls think.
 

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tony-montana said:
i've looked at over 50 profiles all day and i've found that they're all the same in a way... they talk about how they wanna travel, how they love make up, partying, getting drunk/wasted. go crazy. then you check out their pictures and its always just them posing infront of a mirror or whatever. i swear to god there really is no such thing as a good looking girl who DOESN'T do all that crap and is DIFFERENT the the other girls... someone who just wants to have a walk along the beach, doesn't drink alcohol or smoke or **** around with gangs of up them self b!tches and go clubbing every fuking weekend. if you don't believe me check out myspace and view at least 10 profiles. they are all the same.
There's been some dudes here who have posted up fake profiles with HB4-HB6 chic pics just to see the response.

The responses were OVERWHELMING, even if the girl pix were below-average. We're talking probably a dozen messages a day from AFCs sending worship-notes about how hot they are.

Why can these girls be such shallow picky byches? Well, when you have a dozen guys trying to get in your pants A DAY - you almost have to be! Simple supply & demand.

Unfortunately, in the USA, there is a vast over-demand for puzzy and under-demand for kawk.
 

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Myspace Is Not A Dating Site!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PlasticSurgeon said:
^ I dont really believe that..

I know HB10s that look like models that get maybe 1 message every 2 weeks. Even I get more messages from girls in that amount of time.


Don't believe everything you read on this site.
It's not just this site. One of my ex's was on a dating site and said she'd get a hundred or more messages/winks per week. Not to mention all the guys hitting on her in real life.

How do you know these HB10s really only get 1 message every few weeks?

I find that hard to believe. Although, there is HUGE surplus of chicks in the NE - so maybe it is different there?
 

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PlasticSurgeon said:
^ I dont really believe that..
I know HB10s that look like models that get maybe 1 message every 2 weeks. Even I get more messages from girls in that amount of time.

I have a fake female account on myspace.

It gets a few messages a day from guys. The one thing I've noticed is that women are flat out better at sending opening messages. They'll comment individually on your profile and pick out something that interested them. Guys will just tell the female account that she's really cute/hot/something dumb or "it seems we're a lot alike" and "hit me up" or some made up bullsh1t like that.

One thing I like is that I never get messaged first by girls who have profiles like that guy listed above. I specifically posted a couple links in my "who i'd like to meet" that say "No one who puts up pictures like these." The links usually go to some everyday dirty myspace wh0re's account who puts up pics of down her shirt and stuff. So I get higher standard girls who message me, and the wh0res self eliminate themselves because they're offended.
 

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Myspace is a ****ty place! i concur. infact all social networking websites are pretty ****ty in a way. DO NOT EXPECT TO FIND SOME WORTHWHILE TRUSTWORTHY REAL WOMEN ON THERE.. CUZ THEY ARE REPULSED BY IT THEMSELVES! SO ONLY THE TRASHY ATTENTION CRAVING PEOPLE ARE ON THERE. iTS A FACT!

These websites have been made for the market that likes to flaunt, show off be cool cuz this is the only opportunity! all attention *****s flock to websites like these! not to forget ***** headed guys too :)

but who cares if yer getting laid! as long as its only a shagg that you are after.. myspace may be terrific.
 

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mrRuckus said:
One thing I like is that I never get messaged first by girls who have profiles like that guy listed above. I specifically posted a couple links in my "who i'd like to meet" that say "No one who puts up pictures like these." The links usually go to some everyday dirty myspace wh0re's account who puts up pics of down her shirt and stuff. So I get higher standard girls who message me, and the wh0res self eliminate themselves because they're offended.
I would think that'd be just as likely to have the fatties messaging you instead of so-called "high class" girls. WTH is a high-class girl anyway? Dang LMS, you're even cloning the regulars.
 

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Myspace is for girls on the rebound & young sluts...

It's just a place for girls to showcase to there man how wanted they are..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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can you believe this one girl said this when i messaged her and said i read her profile and was interested in getting to know her better and to add me to msn.

hi, sorry i don't add people i don't know!

Have a nice day!

isn't the whole point of myspace to get to know people?
 

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oh my god wtf... i really hate this girl here... i hate how some girls talk like they own the world and can have whoever they want (in which most cases they can) but it disgusts me;

Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to see, Babe,Umm I'm not a good girl. I like bad boys. If u wanna be my friend, pls follow this: 1 Dont be good person. Good persons r so bored. 2 Forget about flowers and chocolates. That is 2 old. pls remember u r not a good person who wanna give them to me. 3 B cool 4 B confident 5 B naughty 6 Talk sh!t and dirty sometime make life fun 7 Dont ask have bf!!!!!!! 8 Look bad or show off to me, forget about it 9 Stingy person go to hell 10 Cute but stupid, dont know how to talk to me also kill yourself 11 Read hot magazine like zoo, FHM,I will consider u coz I'm reading 12 Oh no education or special skills go to study first then come to talk to me. 13 Dont say, I like u, honey. But do nothing. try hard ok to get me 14 Smoking and drinking r not that bad 15 u should love cars.i love cars if ur missing 3 of them from that,dont mail to me ok.there is no point to talk to me.u r not my boy Babe u,know there are lot of applicants. I'm not so hard to get and not so easy. Life is so short. wat ya waiting for? I'm here
 

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if your getting rejected on myspace like any other situation.

Hence the 'i dont add people i dont know stuff'.

Accept it she is not interested, i will say with a 100% gurantee if you had the thing about you that, the particuler chick wanted, she would have been ok with that email.

Like in the real world, if a chick is into you, you can pritty much say anything, she will laugh at your shi* jokes e.t.c same as a site like myspace.

To make your chances improve, you have to make yourself seem the best you can be.

i have seen plastics page a while back he makes every effort to project himself as good as he can, this is essential since he is broadening his base of user returns.

Still no matter what type of guy you are, you will always always face rejection, its the ones like the posters in this thread who clam up like puss*'s with pain that are the true pathetic tbh, sorry no offence, but taking this personally is simply pritty dam poor.

Reason why plastic and other guys make sites like this work is the make it WORK FOR THEM and they dont get piss* if they get a negative reply, they keep going and plugging away.

i am on a dating site myself, i get contacted daily and i mean daily.

I must get a chick to send me pics of herself per week, my phone is crammed with naked women who love to get attention about how they look and if you saw whats on my phone you would not complain.

i am going on a date on sunday, in contact with about 8 women from social networking sites.

But this is not about me, this is about YOU.

If myspace or any other site does not work for you, there is one main reason:


ITS YOU and NOT MYSPACE! or any other site.

There are other sub reasons such as catchment area and factors on what type of site your trying to use.

But until you have made your page and your profile and statue, or in that make the site work for you, you cant expect to get any results.

Myspace is just a name, to me its another place to meet women, whats the fuc*ing problem?

I dont use it, but i dont wallow in self pitty when people post negative cra*, instead what the loosers should do is listen to the Winners instead of feeding each others egos.

You should be thankful you have contact with people who make these things work! Now if you want to learn how to make Myspace work for you, then you have to do what the people suggest! Or you can cry like a whinny brat, suit yourself tbh.
 

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Who I'd like to meet:
I am looking to meet someone, who will be an equal to me, but also not be a lapdog, i want someone to have an opinion. Stand up to me when i am wrong and shut me down when i need to be shut down or have overstepped the mark, i dont want someone who will agree with me to just agree or go along with me because that's what i want. i want someone who makes me laugh, but who can also be serious and someone who will be true to me as well as to themselves.

now that's different.
 
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