MySpace Convo- Funny and successful

[Broham]

Start from the bottom and read up. I blended my emails with comedy and an I-dont-give-**** attitude. Its that easy.




Sorry didn't get ur message til today, i'm actually bouncin around to a couple parties tomorrow night, i'm going to dracut, then to danvers probably play a little beiruit and **** like that... & that champagne testing thing sounds like it's right up my alley... where do i find one of them? lol n e wayz, my cell is xxx-xxx-xxxx if you wanna chat 2morrow, cause whos knows the next time i'll be able to check my messages on this thing, i don't own a computer yet i just use other peoples ( i'm ghetto like that) So i guess i'll talk to ya lata
buh-bye~




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Broham
Date: Dec 30, 2005 8:10 AM

I've never heard of the cover being that high. Its $75 for the new years party, which isn't bad when compared to other nightspots in boston are charging.

I'm going to a champagne/martini tasting event in medford and then going into boston tonight. i'm glad to hear you're an expert booty shaker bc i'm an expert booty slapper. i will gladly slap your shaking booty while doing my best evil laugh.

let me know if you want to meet up later. what's your cell?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB
Date: Dec 29, 2005 5:52 PM

I've been to rumor, only once tho it was my b-day last year, and there sure r lots a guido's! but isn't that place like a ridiculous amount to get into? i think when i went it was like $25 per person but we got in free...v.i.p. u know how it is...
n e wayz i'm just hangin around haverhill tonite & not sure bout this weekend..... have fun and maybe if ur lucky u'll see the booty dance sometime....


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Broham
Date: Dec 29, 2005 11:28 AM

That's a compelling design, although I'd have to see it up close.

For new years, we're going to the Venu/Rumor thing. Should be a pretty good time if I dont get in a fight with some guido.

You can dance huh? I'll have to see your booty in action to be the judge of that.

What are you up to tonight?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB
Date: Dec 29, 2005 12:39 PM

since i'm not exactly sure what depicting means i'll tell ya what it's of, it's 2 small butterflies with a small blue heart in the middle and tribal all around it.... and yes the pics are definately current,and this booty can dance 2 lol... And as far as new years goes, i usually see what's going on and do whatever sounds funnest to me . what bout u?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Broham
Date: Dec 28, 2005 7:40 AM

Hey HB-

What exactly is your tattoo depicting above your ghetto booty? Are you those old or new pics?

Do you have big new years plans?


ttyl- Broham

 

[DJ_in_making]

"I don't know what depicting means"
"funnest"

Never would I ever waste my time on such naive girls.

 

[Broham]

So what if she's functionally retarded? I'm not contacting her so we can talk politics.

 

[DJ_in_making]

yea. as long as she's hot right? good job on that pick up.

 

[Broham]

If you're being sarcastic, good for you. We both know that at least half the board isn't looking for a LTR.

 

[DJ_in_making]

no i wasn't being sarcastic. Really, good job on the pick-up

 

[Broham]

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
no i wasn't being sarcastic. Really, good job on the pick-up

Thanks. I'll post a FR when I go out with her.

 

[Broham]

FR

So we ended up going out last Thursday. We met up at bar with her roommate and her boyfriend. We alternated paying for rounds at three different bars.

She was a lot of fun, very flirty and carefree. We played two games of pool with her rm and bf (at one point when she went to the bathroom, an older woman who kept eyeing me asked if she could get next game).

We ended up splitting up and going to another bar, where I realized I was buzzing hard. We ended up making out in the car for like 5 minutes, but when I tried to touch her breasts she said "hands over the jacket". Yeah, that one surprised me.

I then did two terribly AFC things:

1. She mentioned she had a DVD at home. I then lied and said I hadn't seen it and asked to go back to her place and watch it.

2. When she said she was busy next weekend, I asked her if she was free next Thurs. She said yes.

Fast forward 3 days later. I call her and don't leave a VM. No call back.

I call yesterday and leave a VM. No call back.

Looks like this one is a NEXT but I did realize the mistakes I made. Next time I'm not gonna let my c0ck take over my mind like that.

 

[vorbis]

I don't get why you'd call those two things afc Broham.

1. Isolation is key, sounds like you were just angling for a way to isolate her. Only thing that might be bad about this is if the girl wasn't digging you enough.

2. For the life of me I can't see what is AFC about arranging another meet up. By the sounds of the jacket comment, she wants to take things a bit slow. You might need a few dates to end up with her.

Oh and if someone thinks that all dates are bad, in his example, they're both paying for rounds so things are on an equal footing.