"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HandyAndy

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I dont have a myspace myself, im not to into them but Im just curious. Everytime I see a girls picture, i scroll down to the comments and I see guys posting sh1t like: Look at this cutie!, you look so beautiful!, omg your so sexy!, if you wore this to school id so be all over you! The typical nice guy, AFC stuff. My question is, how would you make a comment and not be like to rest of the guys who tell her shes beautiful in every picture she takes?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bonafide

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You just don't give them picture comments... period. And if you do make sure you either crack a joke or neg them somehow. Thats what I do, works like a charm when they see you the next day in school. :cool:
 

ZenGodMod

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Those comments are pointless, only aids to her self egotism.

Those men who make these comments all want is a little recognition with a message saying "why thank you so much, your so kind".

Which is also a worthless.
 

TheEdgeOf

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lol, A friend of mine changed her facebook pic the other day and she kept telling me to comment on it. So I finally agreed to write a comment on it. I looked at it and saw a bunch of AFC comments on it like "wow, ur so beautiful" and "you look so good."

I got devilish idea in my head and I decided to write this;

"What an ugly picture"

She got so mad but I couldn't stop laughing. I don't care if she's mad at me, it was worth it.
 

War Against Betaism

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TheEdgeOf said:
lol, A friend of mine changed her facebook pic the other day and she kept telling me to comment on it. So I finally agreed to write a comment on it. I looked at it and saw a bunch of AFC comments on it like "wow, ur so beautiful" and "you look so good."

I got devilish idea in my head and I decided to write this;

"What an ugly picture"

She got so mad but I couldn't stop laughing. I don't care if she's mad at me, it was worth it.
I would definitely say something else but I wouldn't say something like that personally. One time a girl had like 100 comments from mostly guys about her beauty and then I left "hey stop trying to look tall shortstuff lol"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dre007

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yeah dude, myspace is gay. especially the little teenage girls who have comments from guys with their shirts off n sh*t saying "hottiee" or "ur cute". its just rediculous. i never post comments even if a girl asked me to
 
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