"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Alright, well know this girl was feeling me back in the day. And I just recently added her on myspace and she puts up a comment (picture) with 2 kittens and it says Kitty Porn, ...because everyone needs a little pvssy. I think that chit is hillarious. How should I respond?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Find a picture of a baby rooster or something and post it on her Myspace and caption it with "Because everybody needs a little c0ck."

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Originally posted by Vibe
Find a picture of a baby rooster or something and post it on her Myspace and caption it with "Because everybody needs a little c0ck."

~Vibe~
No offense but that could come across a little gay.
 

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Originally posted by xblitz44x
No offense but that could come across a little gay.
Maybe, but it'd be funny. :p

But I doubt it since it is a direct response to something she posted, not something out of the blue. She's also a chick. When girls think "c0ck," they don't think "c0ck f*cking another guy in the ass." They think, "c0ck in my p*ssy? Ooohhh.."

So yeah. Maybe gay to you, but probably not to her.

Maybe a better route would be to post an actual rooster and just caption it with "because everybody needs a little...." and then let her fill in the blank.


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Tell her you love her and you want to date her. :rock::rock::rock:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Tell her you love her and you want to date her. :rock::rock::rock:
That wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the three dancing smileys.


:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: <=== Those guys are freakin lame.

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Originally posted by Vibe
That wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the three dancing smileys.


:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: <=== Those guys are freakin lame.

~Vibe~
You are right in both accounts :crackup:
 
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