"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Myspace.com isn't a lost cause after all

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I don't like to waste my time sarging online, but sometimes it takes practically no effort at all as you'll see in this post.

So I friend requested this HB7 on Myspace.com maybe back in September of last year. We'd talk on MSN messenger occasionally and joked about meeting up at a club so she could show me her salsa moves, but nothing ever came of it at the time 'cause I was busy with school and other sh1t. We ended up losing touch cause she left the country for a while. I deleted her from my Myspace and MSN and forgot about her.

Then out of nowhere, I get a message from her on MSN last week after having lost touch for months. She was still out of the country, but said she'd be back in the States on Thursday the 27th. So I pull a ****y and funny routine and close the deal with her phone number and a date for Saturday night (tonight) at the club.

So last night I'm out at this birthday party for a friend of this Norwegian broad who I banged last weekend, about ready to go to the bars with their 5 Norwegian girl friends, when I get a call from.... you guessed it, HB7 from Myspace. She says to me "my girl friend and I are on our way to town to see you, you should meet us." Wow. A day early? Hmm... :moon:

So they come over to my place, have a few drinks, and long story short... I end up back at their place and bang the sh1t out of the HB7. You don't know how hard I tried to get the girl friend to join in. It wasn't happening. But the golden moment was that as I was pulling out of her I shot a load that bulleted from above her vag straight to her mouth (like a 1 meter shot!) hahaha. Priceless. All in all, a good Friday night.

So for all you DJs that are anti-Myspace... don't make it your number one priority, but keep an account on the back burner just in case. Just my two cents.

Roman
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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roman said:
But the golden moment was that as I was pulling out of her I shot a load that bulleted from above her vag straight to her mouth (like a 1 meter shot!) hahaha. Priceless.
LMAO uh I didnt need to know that part :crackup:
good story any chance you got a link to her myspace page so we can see how she looks? :cheer: lol
 

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Out of respect for the girl's privacy, I'd rather not be giving out her Myspace link because it has a lot of personal info about her on there. BUT if you're really dying to see what she looks like (and if you want to get an idea of what an HB7 looks like in my eyes), send me a PM with your email address and I'll shoot you her photo.
 

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Hitman10000 said:
You must feel proud banging some drunk ho.
Why are you hating bro? We had a grand total of TWO mixed drinks at my apartment and then she drove the three of us back to her place. She obviously wasn't drunk, but if it makes you feel any better I'll bang her without a drop of alcohol in her next weekend.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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roman said:
Why are you hating bro? We had a grand total of TWO mixed drinks at my apartment and then she drove the three of us back to her place. She obviously wasn't drunk, but if it makes you feel any better I'll bang her without a drop of alcohol in her next weekend.
LOL Tell em

I admire you not givin up her myspace page since it has lots of personal stuff on it, good job (my page aint got nothin personal bout me, I only have people I know in real life or gonna meet in real life so they already know those things). Its ok man you can keep it private, I believe ya, I don't need to see the pic unless u think the chick wouldnt mind. Rock on :rockon:
 
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