"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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INTP/ENTP

There were a few I wasnt sure on, so I wrote down the questions I wasnt 100% on, and funnily enough, When I swapped the two around, I got a similar score for both introvert and extrovert... odd.

Thought I'd dig this up, it's rather cooool
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I had to take the test for a college class that I am in. Anywhoo I'm an I.N.F.P :D
 

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These things are design by blokes with beards to be used by lazy dumbass personell types who can't interview properly.

The reason people think they work is the same reason a scam Medium can cold read that you had an Auntie Marie and she says good luck with the project;)

Also, why label yourself? You are what you have become and that is a fluid set of attributes, attitudes and beliefs.
 

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Wow I can´t believe I said this test was "stupid".

I hadn´t seen the complete definition of INTJ!

As an INTJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things rationally and logically.

INTJs spend a lot of time inside their own minds, and may have little interest in the other people's thoughts or feelings. Many INTJs end up in engineering or scientific pursuits.

Other people may have a difficult time understanding an INTJ. They may see them as aloof and reserved. Indeed, the INTJ is not overly demonstrative of their affections, and is likely to not give as much praise or positive support as others may need or desire. That doesn't mean that he or she doesn't truly have affection or regard for others, they simply do not typically feel the need to express it.

They value intelligence, knowledge, and competence, and typically have high standards in these regards, which they continuously strive to fulfill.
This is so me that I got scared when I read it. It´s like an auto-biography! :eek:

Good stuff, recommended! :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ENTP, but there are better descriptions of that type out there, that fit me better than the one linked here.
 

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Your Type is
ISFJ
Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences %
78 11 22 67
 

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Personality Disorder Test

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Post results here.


Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High click for info
Schizoid: Low click for info
Schizotypal: Moderate click for info
Antisocial: Moderate click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Moderate click for info
Narcissistic: Moderate click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info
 

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Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I'm truly fvcked in the head!! :eek:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This is seriously a stupid test.

If you say yes, you'll be more apt to be "diagnosed" with a disorder than if you say no.

It's too predictable to have any value.
 

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


god knows how i got high for antisocial..
 

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Originally posted by Luveno
This is seriously a stupid test.

If you say yes, you'll be more apt to be "diagnosed" with a disorder than if you say no.

It's too predictable to have any value.
It's just some fun man, lighten up :rolleyes:.
 

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Originally posted by quest
god knows how i got high for antisocial..
You don't know, because you don't know what antisocial means. :p Many people with anti-social personality disorder are very socially desirable. They are (to the naked eye) charming, friendly, and outgoing. What goes through their heads is just a bit different than normal... anyway, here are my results.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

By the way, threads merged.
 

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diablo...the MB personality test is a far cry different from a Personality DISORDER test, lol.

I've been tested by a professional Meyers Briggs tester twice...and both times I come up as ENFP, Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling and Perceptive. My scores showed me to test extremely high in the Extroverted, Intuitive and Perceptive areas. But I tested only marginally higher as Feeling than I did as Thinking. According to the tester, a lot of people can fluctuate between types when their scores in one or more areas are pretty close. If anyone has a chance to get this test done professionally, you should do it. You get a much more thorough profile than you do from an online test.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
 

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Fvcked up, yo!
 

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And I'm INTP. Oh well.
 

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The Personality Type Of DJs...

An expirement here. I'm wondering if DJs tend to swing towards one type of personality more than another.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

There are 72 questions there. It'll give you a four letter answer.

I'm guessing that most are extrovert, but I'm unsure about the others. At least with my friends, there is a clear introvert/extrovert divide between whos bad and good with the ladies. Personally I test ENTP.

And if ANYONE answers the following question with "YES"...

"Often you prefer to read a book than go to a party"

...then read the f**king Bible!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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