"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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my worst fear has come true..I need HELP PLZ READ!

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Okay, so I've been getting with girls since 7th grade. However this year I met my a good friend of whom talks to girls all the time and gets the 'dirt'. So yesterday online he IMs me saying he is coming over today and giving me a lesson on DJ (he jokes around about it cause he knows I use this site.) So anyways he come sover today in what I thoguht would be somehting about being agressive (hes told me this girl doesn't think i'm agresive enuff)

Anyways, he gets to my house and we end up talking about how to feel up girls and how to kiss them. He told me this girl that I got with told him that I wasn' t such a great kisser. Now I really really can't like with myself knowing that girls think I'm a bad kisser and I can't feel them up. So I'm asking you guys to help me give me some tips on kissing and feeling chicks up, thanks!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The best thing you can do is learn how to do this from a woman. Women will kiss you and touch you the way they want to be kissed and touched.

Pay attention to how she uses her lips and tongue. Pay attention to where and how she touches you. Learn from that and use it on them.
 
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Originally posted by toddC
Now I really really can't like with myself knowing that girls think I'm a bad kisser and I can't feel them up.
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Surely it's not THAT bad. Only one girl thinks you a bad kisser.

Initiate!
Your a man dammit. Lead.
Generally you will need to touch her ass, tits and crotch before she will touch yours.

Start Slow!
Build the excitement up. She will give you signals when she is ready for YOU to move things along. This will also keep you out of the courts :D

Gentle!
Until you know that she likes it rough ;)

Don't Rush!
Your supposed to be enjoying yourself. Aren't you?

Those are my tips. If you want instructions do a web search.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh brother. Question answered. thread closed.
 
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