"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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My views on sex vs. masturbation

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girlsarecrazy

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I can still masturbate and finish under 10 minutes if i wanted to. But i'm newly just starting to have sex. So i'm not too experienced yet heh.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vulpine said:
I feel so much more complete as a person now that I know how long it takes a couple of 18 year olds to finish when they wax the dolphin. Now I am truly free.

You tards are missing the whole point. But go ahead, beat the bishop every day, heck go all out and twist the rope twice a day - the more the merrier.
Calm down. Now do you care to explain what you mean?

(If someone isn't getting laid or in that position whats wrong with wacking it?)
 

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Egoist said:
but seriously, its true..

don't be a slave to busting a nut, take control of it.

I am not even going to go into how porn and masturbation affects your sex drive, sexual performance and sexual expectations as a male.

Take control.
What is the point of "taking control" when you know you're not going to be getting laid anyway? Why drive yourself crazy?
 

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manbearpig said:
Calm down. Now do you care to explain what you mean?

(If someone isn't getting laid or in that position whats wrong with wacking it?)

Ok, some moderators need to slash and burn some posts. If you kids would take the time to read the whole thread before posting, you wouldn't look like you've got ADD - this isn't myspace, this is a forum. Threads and topics actually evolve into discussions, not random posts of random thoughts. You would have your questions answered if you followed the whole thread.

This thread has now went from a mature discussion about pros/cons of masturbation to a "I can spank it longer" chat room. :rockon:

Burn this post too and save this interesting thread from further deterioration, please.
 

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I've got a better idea,..

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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