My tooth got knocked out, I'm no longer beautiful.

[calvran]

I got my front tooth punched out at a concert Saturday night. What do I do about various girls I have to see this week? Honestly, it makes me look like a truck driving sister fvcking redneck, so I'm not very comfortable with it. Should I blow them off, or straight up say, "My tooth is missing and it looks bad, and I wouldn't want you to see me as anything but my normal beautiful self", or what I did to the one that I wasn't able to get out of so far, "Okay, but you have to promise not to look at my mouth."

EDIT: Should have mentioned, it'll be completely fixed next Tuesday.

 

[CaptainObvious#1]

Show it off...make up an exhagerated story about it. If you are good at telling stories it might even help. You could even joke about about you like looking like a truck driving sister fvcking redneck and you may just keep it that way.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

you are one insecure person... just go out with a joke ("You shoule see the other guy") a reassurance of it getting better, and the story behind it, and you'll be fine, If anyone stops seeing you because you lost a tooth for a week that is the shallowest thing I've heard all month. And I like...listen out for shallow things and stuff

 

[flexion_]

Well go see a dentist and lay low until its fixed if its a big deal to you.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

or how about not opening your mouth so much?

I have ugly teeth, not horrible ugly but not pretty. I have a problem that requires me to have surgery before I can use braces (so basically im screwed)

I always smile with my mouth closed, never smile by opening my mouth and showing my teeth. When I talk, I talk slow, and I always have my mouth closed when not talking.

when I mean talk slow I don't mean you have to talk like a southener. I mean talk slower than average.

it is a fact that women are attracted to slow talk. Just talk slow, when you need to smile do closed mouth smiles and youll be fine.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Drive a truck and fvck your sister. Problem solved.

 

[Paintballguy]

Make up a story about how you got in a fist fight with some guy and proceeded to beat his a$$ after he punched you in the mouth.

 

[DJBen]

That sucks

I personally would find it a big deal. Would you be attracted to a girl missing her front tooth? [initially]. Exactly, I thought you'd be a bit put off too.

Roll with it and joke it off - it's only for a week or so. I'd make some insane whack job story about how you were getting a pet for your neice [not your sister, dont mention you drive a truck and screw your sister ] and all of a sudden the cages flew open and squirrels were throwing nuts at you, using your teeth as pitching targets.

Well, I got caught up in the moment there, but its more original than 'he came off worse' comments

 

[Metaphysikal_Lover]

Is this a joke? or another sign of why folks should think before they post!