My tip to getting women... ACT AS IF...

[zekko]

i convince myself sometimes and start telling chicks there i actaully own the club, and as soon as they find that out they all wanted to fvck me... man this stuff really works

You might as well be saying "Lying attracts women", and it would be hard to deny it.

Really, lying is part of Mystery Method, isn't it? Coming up with these fake stories to display high value? That was not a new idea, by the way. Guys have been lying to impress women since before I was born. It's not my style, but I can't deny it works (at least short term).

 

[jax871]

DJ Tip #123124: Lie. It makes you 'mysterious'.

 

[zekko]

DJ Tip #123124: Lie. It makes you 'mysterious'.

And wear a fuzzy hat.

 

[JustLurk]

And wear a fuzzy hat.

And don't forget the guyliner..

Is it just me or does this sound like pulling self-esteem out of some imagined shallow perception of value?

Try: "As if" you were YOU because you are THE SH1T.

 

[squirrels]

220K for a Viper? You need to shop around more. LOL.

Yeah, I was gonna say that.

Here's one to try...if you see an attractive girl, "Act as if you already f**ked her." It puts you in the mindset of the ice already being broken...it takes the pressure off of you to "close the deal" because you can assume since it's been done once already, she'd be into it again. It allows you to feel comfortable with the idea of making eye contact and talking to her in a more sensual voice, perhaps even touching her if the context allows. It parallels the whole Gunwitch idea of "natural sexual state".

Another example, whenever a girl agrees to come to my house, even under the pretense of "just hanging out" and watching a football game or something, I proceed from the assumption that she wants to f**k.

This isn't even a farfetched assumption...if you take a girl on a date, most of the time, if she's uncomfortable with the idea of at least a little making out, she will decline an invite inside or will stop you at the door of her apartment. If she comes in, she has to assume that you're gonna "get fresh" with her.

The term "self-fulfilling prophecy" is often used to describe negative situations where expecting failure leads you to behave in a way that naturally leads to failure. But that works both ways. If you believe you will succeed, you will act as a man who expects to succeed...and more people will give you the benefit of the doubt if they see the faith you have in your objective (assuming it is not completely crazy).

Likewise if you believe you deserve to have awesome encounters with awesome women (not that farfetched, actually), then you will act in a way that advertises that, and women will recognize it at least long enough to give you a chance.

It's beyond that initial "chance" that you have to consider as well, though...because any sign of incongruence, and chicks will bolt.

 

[PokerStar]

i love boiler room. that and wall street.

whenever i lose confidence in myself i watch these movies for inspiration.

 

[HimalyanBear]

The Act As If formula works wonders in life .. it not only gets you more girls, but it also improves your life quality. I have been acting as if for the past few months now, and it has greatly improved my life quality.

 

[EA Gold]

why was this guy banned? I looked at all his posts and I don't see anything that could result of a ban, very strange.

Anyway, I'll experiment with this

 

[Fortress Maximus]

When i enter a club i like to "Act As If" i own it... in fact, i convince myself sometimes and start telling chicks there i actaully own the club, and as soon as they find that out they all wanted to fvck me... man this stuff really works

He got caught trying to sell coke to forum members.

 

[AJedisRevenge]

bump

 

[BaronOfHair]

I work at a Video Store...

Reminiscent of simpler times, when we were riding around in Model Ts, hunting mammoth on the weekends, and not satirizing The Matrix, rather than mistaking it for Holy Scripture

 

[SW15]

And wear a fuzzy hat.

Peacoccking can work. Fuzzy hats aren't the only way to peacocck.

Wearing clothes that stand out works

I've done this "Act as if you own the world" type of thing quite a bit and it does work pretty well.

I work at a Video Store

Fake confidence can be a good tactic as well. Some retailer workers will need to have fake confidence.

Video stores were still a thing in Summer 2001. The OP was only 16 then so he would be 40 today.

While video stores are no longer a thing in 2025, retail store jobs in general still exist today. Any retail store employment is normal employment for a 16 year old, though things have changed with teen employment since 2001. Teen labor force participation has been on a downward trend since the OP's post, as shown in the 2017 article below. I also have included a 2025 article as well to show that the trend continued after 2017.

Teen labor force participation before and after the Great Recession and beyond : Monthly Labor Review : U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

www.bls.gov

Commentary: Fewer teens are working—and missing out on the skills needed to succeed

As an older millennial, my high school and college summers were defined largely by the jobs I held. Not many of today’s teens can say the same. Once a rite of passage, teen jobs are now endangered: just 35% of 16- to 19-year-olds worked last summer, down from 54% in 2000. Big deal? Yeah, it is...

www.spokesman.com

With retail workers 18+, women who tend to date them tend to have different expectations as compared to women who tend to interact with and date white collar workers.