"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My time here is done...adios

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TheHoff

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I have been on this forum in a while and decided to go on it today to see if there is anything new. Well, not suprisingly, there wasnt!

This forum holds great and invaluable secrets, but once learned a real DJ will never need this website again. I am hereby resigning from this website as I think it's quite gay to keep going over theory that I already know. There is no new groundbraking findings as quite simple everything has already been covered.

Peace out people, but remember to go out and live life instead of thinking how you should live life

Austa la vista babie
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Scought

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Why do people feel the need to post their 'farewell' post.

If you want to go, go. We really don't need to hear about it.
 
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I bet you still haven't learnt it all. the fact that you have to make people 'notice' that you are leaving still means you are weak and asking for others approval in a way.... just how you were when you first joined. so sign up again and wash those brains properly. all in good spirits.

tada
 
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ducaro

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learning is a never ending process! the moment you think you know it all.. you've lost it all.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheHoff

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ducaro said:
I bet you still haven't learnt it all. the fact that you have to make people 'notice' that you are leaving still means you are weak and asking for others approval in a way.... just how you were when you first joined. so sign up again and wash those brains properly. all in good spirits.

tada
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yeah sure... I think if you read my posts when i first joined you would realise that I never once needed help with women.. i just went on this forum sometimes because i was bored.. but also a little interested.

O well hope ya all enjoy masturbating for the rest of your life
 
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LOL, TheHoff???
Never heard of you dude!
Unless you build up some serious cred around here, a farewell post is about as useless as a bicycle belonging to The Little Mermaid.

If I, Insidious, were to dart away from sosuave, I would just slink out quietly cause I'm almost positive that the predominant reaction of most readers would be "who are you? don't let the door hit you on the way out...."

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isoman2kx

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TheHoff said:
yeah sure... I think if you read my posts when i first joined you would realise that I never once needed help with women.. i just went on this forum sometimes because i was bored.. but also a little interested.

O well hope ya all enjoy masturbating for the rest of your life
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don't let the door hit ya on the way out :kick:
 
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