my technique(tips please)

[Jake_tha_Boss]

alright so i thought id piece together my technique see wat i got down and wat i can improve
so here goes...
well i always start off with a hug wen i meet her chicks are usually receptive but if they arent i dont want a cold ***** anyway, well for convo i go with watevers on my mind and ask a question (it's summer i.e. "u been swimmin yet?") wen she answers i jus look for personal details and try to expand on that, i like to try to tease her over things she tells me i find funny (like this chick whines bout walkin to my house and ill usually walk like 3 or 4 miles to get to my other friends so wen she whines i say "like thats a long walk" sarcastically, of course) and if she asks for something (im 6'2 an she like 5'4) ill hold it over her head til she gets real pissed (playfully of course) now about kino, let me use an example of me being in summer skool, were in biology and all tha work is looking stuff in a book (and budget cuts wer bad this year we have to work in pairs of 2, thank u recession!) any way wit kino i start off on tha shoulder tap first (like tha "jus trying to get ur attention" tap) then if we lookin for sumthing in tha book wen i point it out i jus put my hand on her shoulder while i point (or wen ur laughing wit her doesnt matter) let it sit ther for a lil bit, then remove, after which i just move onto wherever and use tha "tap first" rule i was talkin bout earlier, on kissing i aint got that far cuz its only been 2 days since it started but ill repost on that tomoro wish me luck

 

[KarmaSutra]

This would be a lot easier to read if you spelled correctly.

So says the fvcking numbnut stone-tosser who wrote this doozie:

- because your the victim.

Don't ever point your finger at anyone again. You're (notice proper grammatical use) is different than your and yore.

Idiot.

 

[Plec07]

Lets try and keep this constructive and helpful for the OP guys, no reason to post purely to attack his spelling/grammar. That's not what Jake's here for.

Now to the OP - All your stuff seems good, remember to pay attention to how she's responding to you so you can gauge her interest. Like when your hand is on her shoulder is she leaning into you? Thats a definate sign on interest, there's one girl I see down my local a lot and I only need to stand close to her and she'll lean into me even if we're not even talking to the same people.

In terms of kissing, use the triangle. Where you looked from her left eye, to her right and then to her lips and back to her left eye. Obviously not with quick succession to make yourself dizzy, but doing it collectively and almost dominantly. If she's doing the same go for it.

 

[lili19771]

So says the fvcking numbnut stone-tosser who wrote this doozie:



Don't ever point your finger at anyone again. You're (notice proper grammatical use) is different than your and yore.

Idiot.

AHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Jake_tha_Boss]

take ur teenage b!tch drama elsewhere don't drag this onto my thread, anyway, with this girl, we aint kissed yet but i got a feeling it'll happen soon, i took a simplistic view to this, i fvck wit her an piss her off, lil pinch here, soft punch there, basically being very playful and tryna to have fun, i think its working!

 

[Plec07]

If it's working then keep it up, just don't let your nerves hold you back when it comes to that first kiss. Soon enough you'll be at the point that kissing a girl becomes so natural to you that you have to keep a conscious mind not to do it.

I tell you when your in a LTR after making your game part of you the hardest part is keeping things "just friendly" with other women.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Seriously though its hard to read because you have bad grammar, bad spelling, bad punction and no paragraph breaks. I can deal with one or two, but all those at once and its really hard too read.

 

[PUK]

alright so i thought id piece together my technique see wat i got down and wat i can improve
so here goes...
well i always start off with a hug wen i meet her chicks are usually receptive but if they arent i dont want a cold ***** anyway, well for convo i go with watevers on my mind and ask a question (it's summer i.e. "u been swimmin yet?") wen she answers i jus look for personal details and try to expand on that, i like to try to tease her over things she tells me i find funny (like this chick whines bout walkin to my house and ill usually walk like 3 or 4 miles to get to my other friends so wen she whines i say "like thats a long walk" sarcastically, of course) and if she asks for something (im 6'2 an she like 5'4) ill hold it over her head til she gets real pissed (playfully of course) now about kino, let me use an example of me being in summer skool, were in biology and all tha work is looking stuff in a book (and budget cuts wer bad this year we have to work in pairs of 2, thank u recession!) any way wit kino i start off on tha shoulder tap first (like tha "jus trying to get ur attention" tap) then if we lookin for sumthing in tha book wen i point it out i jus put my hand on her shoulder while i point (or wen ur laughing wit her doesnt matter) let it sit ther for a lil bit, then remove, after which i just move onto wherever and use tha "tap first" rule i was talkin bout earlier, on kissing i aint got that far cuz its only been 2 days since it started but ill repost on that tomoro wish me luck

Pretty cool advice dude
Could you somehow rewrite it with proper grammer and punctuation

Thanks