"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My "Star Wars Open" was apparently a bad idea

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My fondest memory of a real life event related to this scene from Star Wars was when my friend told me that's what he says to his penis when he's zipping himself up, "Get in there, you big hairy oaf!"-- I lolled.

I must remember to say this some time, prefferrably after I've just had a bj from a Leia cosplayer at a Star Wars convention :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Atom Smasher

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The Gambler said:
Thanks for the mod comp! I think some of you guys are forgetting the true meaning of the Don Juan. He doesn't just chat up the gals he wants to sex up. No, he talks to any women who may cross his path, as well as any men. He works on self-improvement and doesn't take things too seriously.
Yes, but he also never forgets that there exists but one forbidden subject... Star Wars!

LOL, I'm just kidding. I think that everyone here gives you props for stepping up. Way to go!

I think we're having a good time with this one because we've all been there. Last time I used a Sci Fi reference it was like the Hindenburg going down.
 
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