My "Star Wars Open" was apparently a bad idea

[JohnnyStorm]

My fondest memory of a real life event related to this scene from Star Wars was when my friend told me that's what he says to his penis when he's zipping himself up, "Get in there, you big hairy oaf!"-- I lolled.

I must remember to say this some time, prefferrably after I've just had a bj from a Leia cosplayer at a Star Wars convention

 

[Atom Smasher]

Thanks for the mod comp! I think some of you guys are forgetting the true meaning of the Don Juan. He doesn't just chat up the gals he wants to sex up. No, he talks to any women who may cross his path, as well as any men. He works on self-improvement and doesn't take things too seriously.

Yes, but he also never forgets that there exists but one forbidden subject... Star Wars!

LOL, I'm just kidding. I think that everyone here gives you props for stepping up. Way to go!

I think we're having a good time with this one because we've all been there. Last time I used a Sci Fi reference it was like the Hindenburg going down.