"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My soccer teammates very excited about Independence Day Getaway!!

TheLoner

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My soccer teammates have something really big planned next weekend.

I asked Tiffany where she was going that weekend. And she said,
We are just going away, and didn't tell me where even or who was going,

I asked here "Where are you guys going",

and she just mumbled something and remaind silent.

WTF?


but I am pretty sure Bradley is going, but they never invited me.

It is so awkward being on this team that never invites me anywhere or
wants to tell me where they are going as group even.

Do they hate me? WTF is going on?


They all have these plans to go somewhere on Independence Day weekend,
but they did not invite me.

I am left to spend Independence Day alone by myself.
I feel like the only person who celebrates Indepedence Day alone.

Do you all have plans for the Indepedence Day weekend?

Are you spending it with your HB?

Tell me, what normal people do on Independence Day. Do they go out with friends?

Even my cousins don't like talking to me. They ignore me.

I am thinking of joining a PUA lair, so I can have friends to hang out with on Independence Day.

Does anyone know of any lairs in Chicago?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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