"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My secret ANTI-FLAKING WEAPON

DanelMadr

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If you want to use it be aware it is Trade Marked and you need to give me a props by looking in to the skies saying:"Thanks genius." If you don't do that and you just copy it FBI will get you. If it does not work you are a moron and you can't say that thanking sentence in sarcastic way.

Every time a girl does not answer or does not appear or is telling you some "I don't know if I'm free on that day." in a tone suggesting she wants you to persuade her more (shyt test warning), just tell her or write her or whatever...you can even leave a message (but I don't recomend that)...tell her these words and nothing more in a patronizing and playful way:

Don't be a chicken sometimes you can add "and call" or "and come on time this time"

It is the only nonAFC way to call her on her BS and not appear AFC (needy, desperate).

After that ...Insallah.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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