"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My rant.... So there's this one girl....

JohnElDonJuan

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So there’s this one girl lets call her Maria and she's about a hb-9. Anyway a couple weeks ago her friend which is also my friend, lets call her Tina, told me she kept looking back at me in class this one day and she talked to Maria about me. Maria said she think I am cute and she like guys who do all this romantic afc stuff and make her feel like a women. Then Tina came back to me and told me about it and I was shocked because I really thought she was outta my league but that shock put her on a pedestal and it put a wrench in my game so I didn't talk to her. But now about a month later I feel fine and I am no longer in shock and I'm going to holler at her and I'll tell yall about it in a later FR post.

This is my plan, and it's not set in stone..... I’m going to holler at her with something like who you talkin to right now. If she says no one Ima say good and ask her for her #. But if she tries to play dumb or hard to get by askin me what am I talkin about Ima say she knows what I’m talkin about and then ima ask if she got a man. If she says no then it’s all good. If Yes, then Ima say forget about him and ask if they're engaged or anything like that and they always say no then I'll say it can't be that serious. I am going to stay persistent with it. If I don't succeed at first I am going to continue to tease her until I'm in.

I’m open to comments and everything but I know what I am going to do and I am doing it. Also I'm going out to a club this weekend with my pretty-boy cousin that can dance his a$$ off so wish me luck on both things.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LilKid

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Who are you talking to = are you shagging anyone right now? since when?
 

Microphone Fiend

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good luck with that... sounds like you're losing the battle already, with the whole "she's outta my league" talk and not making a 1st move. Hopefully you got stuff fully under control, and remeber even if she says no, you got other chicks to approach. I think you shoulds rework the conversation but whatever
 

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If I was you, I wouldn't even ask her if she had man. I would just ask her out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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