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Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

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My penis has recently started hurting at the tip, and I don't know why, please help!

m0n3y

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So here's what's happening:

The tip/top of my penis has recently started hurting/burning

I am Uncircumcised and the last time I had sex was on Saturday (4 days ago)

Since the last time I had sex I have noticed that the skin at the top of my penis has become more stretched out. I’ve noticed that it just doesn’t fit as well to the tip of my penis as before, and there is a lot more skin hanging off.

I think this is because sometimes when I have sex, the foreskin on my penis gets stretched out and pulled down around the tip of my penis (kind of so it looks like im circumcised) and this hurts like hell!

Since 4 days ago I’ve also noticed that when I pull the skin back a little bit to look at the top of my head, there is a lot of fluid built up at the top/head of my penis, which I would assume is ***. I try to clean it out with a Kleenex but I don’t want to pull the skin all the way over my head. After I clean it out a little however, the moisture usually returns within the hour.

Also, in the past 4 days it has started to hurt/sting sometimes when I pee.

I think the buildup of moisture might be irritating my penis but I don’t know!!?

Someone help me please! What’s wrong with me?!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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m0n3y said:
the moisture usually returns within the hour.
Yeah dude, you're fvcked. Sorry. See a doctor before the weekend...

Prepare for a long ass schtick to be stuck up your hole. Along with no sex for a while. And don't bang anyone/thing in the mean time; that's not classy at all. :kick:
 

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God fvcking sh1t fvck me! :mad:
Thanks for the info guys.

So do you know if there are doctors i can see about this that wont need the consent of my parent. I'm 17, birthday in July, and it would be a lot better if my dad did not know about this.

Should i just browse the phonebook and call everyone..

thanks again guys
 

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I would be shocked if you can find a place that will test you without telling your parents. However, if you can find an online company that can diagnose you over the phone simply by your description of your symptoms, you may be able to sneak by (assuming you can find someone with a credit card to pay for the tests).
 

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The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sounds like gohnarea (most likely) or Chlamydia, to me. I guess you never used a condom?

Luckily a simple dose of the right antibiotics will cure it. Get tested and let it be a lesson learned.
 

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Sounds like chalmydia or gonorrhea. Go to Planned Parenthood, you dont need consent. You will have to pay out of pocket though.
 

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Hey thanks a lot for the advice guys
I went to planned parent hood today and got tested and antibiotics for both chalmydia and gonorrhea.

Fvcking lesson learned
 

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Rocket87

They don`t use the "q-tip" for chalmydia anymore (most places) a blood/urin sample is enough.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

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