"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My old oneitis wants to move in with me

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well.... that pretty much sums it up in a nutshell.

I just closed on my new house after moving BACK to arkansas (I'm done, i'm here for a while, I'm tired of moving, i've been living like a nomad the last year... and it's nice)

and in my AFC days and even when I kinda snapped out of it, I always gave her an open invitation to come live with me.. she lives with her parents and she needs to get out of her house.. of course back in the day that was just an excuse to see her in her jammies every night.

Now, she is the same age as me, she gets out of school in six months, and I have a 3 bedroom house to myself. So she calls me and asks me can she come and see my new house, so I say sure. She loves it. She asks me can she move in with me.. she has a BF right now that she says she doesn't like but I know she does.. I don't care but that's besides the point. The point is, she hasn't been dating him long enough to go stay with him, or so she says, and i have been knowing her for about 10 years, and wants to stay with me until that time comes.

Then she mentions how much fun we will have going out together, blah blah blah blah...

She wants to stay with her BF... because he's a mon (a man in the phsycial sense only) but she wants to make sure I don't get too attached to anyone in the meantime. I mean she throws hissy fits when I wont' take her out becuase I am going out with other women.



Now, of cousre I am not going to let her, that's not why I am writing this, i just thougth that was pretty ballsy on her part.. and she is dead serious.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dude, let her stay. Use her for social proof when you go out....and the occasional bj if she's for it. :up: Break her up with her boyfriend by seducing her, then totally hook up with another chick and kick her out of your house, smashing her heart just like she did to you back in the day. It could be golden! After all, your moniker is backbreaker. lol!
 

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This girl is like gum stuck to your shoe, it doesn't matter how much you try to get rid of the gum there will be always some left.

The best solution is to throw away the shoes, once and for all.
 

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yeah you have to have been around here when I was still chasing her to understand.

she's like Dr. Robotnic in Sonic... she just won't die.

To her credit, she is funny, she might be the most mild mannered person I know, and what' ameks it hard is after damn near 10 years, we have ****ed around and actually became real friends.

I had a drug problem (that I didn't mention here, nothing too major... if there is a such thing, very very short stinted) a while ago, and the second she caught wind what I was doing, she stole her mom's car and came over my house at about 12 at night, sobbing like a baby, literarly beating me up, flushing my stash and all my tools and wouldn't leave my sight for about 3 days. It was actually cute.

And there are times where it's ovboious we are attracted to each other (just becuase I won't **** her doesn't mean she isn't smokin). One day, not too long ago she came by and we were having a couple of drinks, and she was telling me about her and her BF's pathetic sex life. Then she gives me this eye and says "yeah, my sex life could be a hell of alot better" and rolls her eyes and smiles. There are times I catch myself looking at her, and she catches me, or we catch each other and just laugh at the moment.

She's like a sister....better yet, a hot step sister.

I mean I am at a point in my life where, even though we are cool and if she was just living on the street then yes, she can stay with me utnil she needs to get well.. but that isn't going to happen, and her staying with me will **** things up. We wil end up having sex. Probably the first night she is there. We can't spend the night in the same bed. We've tried. it doesn't work.

Then to top it off, I am going to have my women over when I want them and it will be awkaward to hear me ****ing someone elses brains out in my bedroom for her. even though I don't care, i don't necessarly want to hear her having sex in the other room either.

Then her BF, who I think is gay, will one day end up disrespecting me, in my house, by accusing me of ****ing her (Which I probably will be) and I will have to **** him up... on and on and on.. it's just not worth it.
 

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DJDamage said:
This girl is like gum stuck to your shoe, it doesn't matter how much you try to get rid of the gum there will be always some left.
Signature worthy :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I am glad to see that you are not completely insane to let her AND her boyfriend stay in your house.

I can see this:

*Walks in my own house*
*Looks at some douchebag on my couch*

"Who are you?"
"Oh... I am Lindsey's uh....friend"

"I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to get the fukk out of my house"


Man I can't even fathom this kind of nonsense, but then again, im a chauvinist
 
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She is a Giga-hor!!! These stupid hors are getting bolder by the minute!!!

"Let me stay with you" she says??...you'll be having pimps over your house constantly looking for this hor and you'll constantly be in the middle of this Hor-drama!!!!
 

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her BF comes from money... he has an apartment.. his own apartment, which really makes it funny.

I mean, me coming home and her there with another guy wouldn't bother me. Another guy, eating my food and ****ing up my dishes, and knowing her, she isn't paying for jack, would.
 

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She has major issues.. You hook up with her, well, there should be a law against stupidity like that.
 
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So her current pimp is will be OK with this arrangement?? It'll get ugly for you when the hor tells him in a moment of rage "Backbreaker is a better pimp than you - he has a bigger penis!!" Then instead of making the hor pay for saying such blasphemy - he'll take it out on you - her live-in pimp!!

Slap that ho!! http://www.aeonity.com/ab/games/simulation/slap-that-ho.php
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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first and foremost, you are calling a girl I consider a good friend, golddigger or not, a *****. Stop. You are 44 freakin years old. Learn how to get your point across without chastising a friend.

And I'm not saying she isn't. But it's not your place to call someone I consider a friend that.

to top it off, I said in the original post I never even considered her moving in with me. IT's not an option in no way shape or form, I just thought it was interesting enough to post here
 
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Look kid, I call a thing by it's nature and it's condition - i.e. a dead cat! I understood that you were not going alomg with her suggestion - I was going along with the scenario that you presented and which this hor-friend offered!!

Don't take it personal -- you glorify yourself in your 'pimpness" and I am merely acknowledging your state! Every pimp has a hor(s) - right?

All hors have friends, children, mothers, fathers, brothers blah blah blah - she is still a hor by her deeds and desires!!! I speak plainly so that the message is plain and understood!! Straight talk!!!

Don't mean to offend - but blame the hor for her voluntary state -and don't blame the one who acknowledges her state!! Hors are troublemakers and this will be your downfall one day!!! Just giving you warning!!!
 

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LMS.. there is nothing pimpish about this post. In fact, if anything she is nothing but a constant reminder of how AFC I used to be when I met her.. and chased her for half a decade.

Freaks are troublemakers.. *****s want money. Big difference.

Is she a golddigger? Yes. And you aren't offending me, but I'm not just going to let you trash someone I consider to be a pretty good friend.. golddigger or not
 

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backbreaker said:
I had a drug problem (that I didn't mention here, nothing too major... if there is a such thing, very very short stinted) a while ago, and the second she caught wind what I was doing, she stole her mom's car and came over my house at about 12 at night, sobbing like a baby, literarly beating me up, flushing my stash and all my tools and wouldn't leave my sight for about 3 days. It was actually cute.
Dude, scrap my previous reply. If you do anything to hurt this chick, you are one f.ucked up person. Its seems as though this girl truly cares about you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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bad bad bad bad idea... my friend did the same thing and a year later she isnt living there anymore. **** that **** man.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Dude, scrap my previous reply. If you do anything to hurt this chick, you are one f.ucked up person. Its seems as though this girl truly cares about you.

I know that. I know she cares about me. I care about her. We just can't date. AT first it was she didn't see me like "that'. now that it's ovbious that she does see me like "that", I actually like having her around as a friend and dont' want to jeperdoize it. That's why I do stick up for her... she's my pal, *****bag as she may be, she is still my friend.
 

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Time to admit you are still hot for her.

Next admission is, is there any chance in hell, it will work out between you if you let her move in.

Cut to the chase.
 

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Is she hot? Yes

Am I still hot for her? No

It's not like I can't **** her if I don't want to. I choose not to.... because long term we aren't compatiable. I can do better. But she is a great friend.

also, if you would have read my post, there is no way in hell she is moving in, if for any reason other than I know she isn't giving me anything for rent, and that I can live with, but food either. I am not supporting a grown woman that's not my wife.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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