"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Desdinova said:
Why didn't you write the link in ebonics?

Lemme help you:

htt to da muthafukkin p://wwwz.blackplanetz.comz/gw/dachiefazariazz/canvazz/view.htmlz
OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*edit* LMFAO LOL I just noticed the z's as well ahahahahahaha u got the guys writing style down pact man :crackup:
 

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I respect him.

MEN WERE CREATED 2 B STRONG, DA LEADERZ, AND WOMEN WERE CREATED 2 FOLLOW! A WEAK MAN CANNOT LEAD ANY 1 4 HE IZ 2 WEAK 2 CONTROL HIMSELF. AMERICA HAZ BREEDED A NATION OF WEAK MEN AND DIZ IZ Y MOST WOMEN CANNOT FIND LAZTING HAPPY RELATIONSHIPZ, BECUZ DEY R STRONGER DEN DA MEN DEY R IN DA RELATIONSHIP WITH! 'GENTLE-MAN' AZ A TITLE IZ AN INSULT. MEN WERE CREATED 2 B LION HEARTED NOT GENTLE! I AM NO' GENTLE-MAN', I AM SIMPLY 'A MAN'! IF A DESCRIPTION IZ NEEDED 2 DESCRIBE ME IT WOULD B 'LION HEARTED'; AND NO, NOT SOMETIMEZ, NOT OCCANSIONLY, BUT ALL DA TIME. I HAVE 1 MASTER AND 1 MASTER ONLY AND DAT IZ YHWH. AFTER DAT I AM LORD OVER ALL IN MY DOMAIN!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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