My New Favorite Opening Line

[Vassago]

I developed this opener based on the psychological principles of David D's "Did you just touch me" opener and his other move when he swats the girl with a straw or napkin.

Don't use this unless you understand the exact psychology behind it. It took me a lot of trial and error to develop, and if you don't do it perfectly, you'll just piss her off.

Stand next to hot girl. When she bumps into you, say, "Watch it punk" with a serious face. Keep looking at her and wait for the tension to build up, and right when she looks like she's about to punch you, crack a smile and bump her with your ass! This says all the right things, and really gets the playfull flirting started.

 

[Mr. Fingers]

Nice One Vassago!

(read: stolen!)

 

[wh01987]

no thanks

im a fat ass i think they would be offended im 175 pounds lol

 

[$ Cap Wun $]

lol i'm going to be using that pretty soon.

 

[Kwah]

Not bad. Ill have to play with that one. 175 pounds? Lightweight.

 

[KiInCollege]

Lol I can see myself hitting a girl with a napkin.

 

[StuartScott x 2]

LMMFAO

I couldn't say that with a straight face, b/c I'd bust out laughing.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by KiInCollege
Lol I can see myself hitting a girl with a napkin.

I can see a gay guy do that in south beach.

"Stop it silly!"

 

[KiInCollege]

Imagine James Bond with a straight face hitting a girl across the table with a napkin. There's a certain charm to that

 

[SexPDX]

Originally posted by Vassago
I developed this opener based on the psychological principles of David D's "Did you just touch me" opener and his other move when he swats the girl with a straw or napkin.

That's kind of like my old bit where I touch her arm with a frosted beer glass or cold bottle. I still do that but not as an opener.

Originally posted by Vassago
Don't use this unless you understand the exact psychology behind it. It took me a lot of trial and error to develop, and if you don't do it perfectly, you'll just piss her off.

True.

Originally posted by Vassago
Stand next to hot girl. When she bumps into you, say, "Watch it punk" with a serious face. Keep looking at her and wait for the tension to build up, and right when she looks like she's about to punch you, crack a smile and bump her with your ass! This says all the right things, and really gets the playfull flirting started.

This is not my style at all, but it is good stuff if you deliver it right.

-PDX