"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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my neighboors 10 year old gets more than half the guys

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so my wife is on the phone with our next door neighboor, who is hysterical. they thought he might be skipping school, so she came home yesterday only to catch him and another girl his age in the bedroom lol. freaking 10 years old man. and he is mixed and she is white too. kid is going to be a pimp
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That's pretty sad.

For the kid. 10 years old... what the f man I was still playing Sonic The Hedgehog at that age.
 
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Icebat said:
That's pretty sad.

For the kid. 10 years old... what the f man I was still playing Sonic The Hedgehog at that age.
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you could say he's playing with a hedgehog


at 10, i knew about sex, and was even "smooching"/ dry humping but i didn't lose it until i was 16.

i know the little girl too, bought some popcorn from her last week actually for her school or something. very cute little girl.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pair A Dice said:
backbreaker,

Saying she's a cute little girl could get you in trouble. Careful out there.
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saying the girl that sold me popcorn is cute does not make me a pedobear. come on son. in real life people say things like that.
 
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Dear Pair of Dice,
If people indicate they are going to abide by a Law,then those pushing that agenda just push the Boundaries further...That is how by slow stealth we have come to this sorry state.
 
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Solomon said:
I use to play "house" with girls, good times
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ah yes lol, those were the days. then you always had the kids "at school" or "sleep" and you got to go in the closet and make out / dry hump
 
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