my myspace profile, what's wrong with it?

[Anurizm]

I know I am probably a hideous looking ****er, I can't seem to get many replies from chicks when I send them a message. I leave them

subject: Hello

Body:
Hello,
My name is Heath, I would like to get to know you

what do they want me to say? I want to jump in your pants and ride you like a llama.

any tips guys? btw here is my link.

http://www.myspace.com/pantera_unscarred

 

[splinterkb]

You want some advice? Cut your hair. Start from there.

 

[Mr. Unique]

Cut your hair, get a tan, and your good to go!

 

[ER!C L!VE]

First, you should edit your page with a page editor. Next, check out what the guys who have all the girls on their page are doing and copy them.

As far as openers. I don't send email openers. They haven't worked for ME as well this: (you're in a different age group and shooting for same age girls - I'm doing something different. I'm 31 and going for 18. So, try your method for a while. If you get no results, try mine)

1. Add girl.
2. Comment on her page about somethLeave a funny message or something you know she'll like.
3. Watch her respond to your comment with a comment on either your photos or your page. ing.
4. THEN, email her about her comment and vibe for a few emails.
5. Take it to telephone and talk until totally comfy.
6. Meet up with her ASAP and bang the hell outta her.
7. Repeat.

Good luck.

 

[Captain Popular]

OK i will tell you something you should know:
Myspace is meant for people to link with each other (friends, people that already know each other), you know like high school friends to keep in touch and what not, it's not there so you can find potential dates......But i have gotten numbers and opportunities to meet them like at a clubs or something, but it takes a bit of your effort to get them to know that your not some freak.......it's kinda weird to Meet friends on the internet, it just doesnt work like that. it's rare but takes effort so try sending a few girls the following message and maybe 1:10 you'll get an actual response and out of the responders you might be able to pull off 1:5 date.
"Hello, ____
my name is Heath and i was just browsing people around my area code and saw your interesting profile so im just saying what's up...i like making new friends, so just hit me up when you get the chance and ill talk to you then, if you're lucky enough.
PEACE,
Mr. Heath"

Umm, dont do that anytime now because it's the hollidays and you wont get any responses

by the way i added you as a friend in case you need anymore advice

Im Out
Mr. Larry

 

[Morphiex]

cut your hair get a tan, get some confidence , dont say **** liek im hideous... read the bible and ud prolly look good with a little beard like a goatee or some **** makes u look much older ....

but for real ; get your hair cut , get a little colour .... and read the bible.....

oh and dont try to pick up women on my space until atleast uve picked up 20 women in real life.....

internet dating is lame imo but thats another discussion for another time....

hope this helps mate hit me back if u need any more help....

 

[Anurizm]

i've already tried a hair cut and tan boys, I still couldn't pick up chicks :/ plus I hate cutting my hair my ears stick out

 

[Reagan2]

Originally posted by Anurizm
i've already tried a hair cut and tan boys, I still couldn't pick up chicks :/ plus I hate cutting my hair my ears stick out

Myspace is gay.

 

[Captain Popular]

Originally posted by Reagan2
Myspace is gay.

Na, it's pretty cool, not for pick-ups though, even though ive done it many times.

 

[Julian]

you dont need to cut your hair short.

just get a style to it, some layers or some ****. right now u gotton it hanging straight down like a grease curtain.

Plus you look semi evil in a wierd emohomo way. Even though your reppin metal to the fullest you still got that slight sneer on your face which looks very Mr. Burns like.

try contorting your facial expression into an intrigued smirk.

overall its not so much you, its just a bad picture that only a vulture could enjoy.

 

[Anurizm]

Originally posted by Julian
you dont need to cut your hair short.

just get a style to it, some layers or some ****. right now u gotton it hanging straight down like a grease curtain.

Plus you look semi evil in a wierd emohomo way. Even though your reppin metal to the fullest you still got that slight sneer on your face which looks very Mr. Burns like.

try contorting your facial expression into an intrigued smirk.

overall its not so much you, its just a bad picture that only a vulture could enjoy.

grease curtain, rofl. I like that ;p

 

[Bible_Belt]

The picture could be better. The camera is staring down at you, making you look smaller than you are. You are alone and not smiling; these are red flags to women. There should be action pictures of you out doing stuff with other people (and smiling). If you want to be the brooding artist type, then make your profile a little deeper. You need to be in a band. Even if it is only for a day, just take a lot of pictures.

Also, you might as well fix this:

If you were me you'd be in luck, but you're not, so you suck!

 

[Mr. Unique]

Dude your an alright looking guy, This coming from a straight male drinking from a milk carton in his boxers and listening to Rancid on christmas eve while browsing a seduction site half awake, I bet that boosted your confidence.

 

[floydtheater07]

I don't really think Myspace profiles ar great ways to express yourself, but if you want, flavor it up a little, just not too much. Give it some color, take more pictures, provide a bit more information. Dude, you listen to awesome music though.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

Anurizm, don't listen to some of them. You're doing good, try to use myspace as a way to make friends and not hookups/dating. When you have a perspective as that, your dating game WILL come to you, but you must build up a secure base for that.

Cool man, you're into a metal and I see some of my bands on your fav music bands list. Rock on \M/ o_o \M/

If you're thinking about changing your hair, you can always slick it back or part it on the side and do some businessman sorta hair style. Don't be like those generic buzzcut peeps, I used to be like them and like what you said "made my ears stick out"

 

[splinterkb]

Man.. don't think about ways to make the hair better.... Just CHOP IT OFF. Women don't like long hair anyways. Short is THE way to go.

 

[Anurizm]

well boys, I'm not even thinking about chopping my mop. I have always been single/friendless and I'm not going to change the way I look for anyone if they can't deal with it I suppose I am stuck for the rest of my life. Seems everytime I try to reach out for a hand they jerk away and I fall to my death *shrug*

I tried the trendy/pretty boy look a good portion of my life, still didn't work:/

damn I just love the benefits that depression gives me heh.

sorry guys,
it's just everyday of my life is a losing battle.

 

[BlackAccord]

I'm 19 and do decent on myspace.

I've gotten 2 successful f-buddies out of myspace without ever meeting them previously

The problem is, your page is plain and is really uninteresting. How are women going to want to throw themselves at you, if they know nothing. They know you like Pantera, woopadeedoo.

Get a couple more intriguing pictures up. Jazz up the page a bit, not with stupid things but with info about yourself, funny pictures of you and friends, and stuff your into like music posters/movie posters/sports/cars etc.

Go for some sort of look that shows who you are.

BlackAccord

 

[Social_disturbance]

Hey you have the same hair as Mystery.

But...shorter is better. Cut it and then spike it.

 

[Archaxis]

Geez, WTF is with harping on the dude to cut his hair?! Is it really that big of a difference? My s**t's been halfway down my back since like 8th grade, so f**king what? Do chicks really give a s**t, or just halfway-homos that watch too much Queer Eye?[rools eyes]