My Most Controversial Tips

[REd-xL]

Simple rule: don't abide by these if you don't feel they're ethical.

*note: these mostly apply for one-night stand situations.

When you're fooling around with a girl, and she ever says "no" to going any further, what she really means is "try again in 15 minutes". Some girls take a while to turn on, and when they do, they'll let you do anything to them. For example, if a girl takes your hand away as you're trying to undo her pants and says "no", that often just means you haven't concentrated on her enough for her to allow you to take off her pants.

The rule of 15 Minutes is important. If you try again too soon, she'll just get annoyed by you. Girls want to believe you're interested in them and not just what's between their legs. Also, if you're met with another "no" after 15 minutes, wait another 15. If it happens a 3rd time, then she really means it, you can't go any further, and you've lost 45 minutes of your time. But girls always go further on a 2nd encounter anyway, because many will hold back because they've set standards for themselves on a one-night stand. Don't get discouraged.

Another tip:

When a girl is down to her panties (hopefully a thong) and you're in your boxers, and you guys are all over each other, subtlely let your member protrude from your boxers and "accidentally" penetrate her. Look shocked and apologize (she won't care). And voila! Now she has no excuse not to go all the way with you.

Next tip:

Girls like to be ordered around. Whether it be instructions on how to properly give you head or commands of who's turn it is on top, girls dig it. Think about it: a one-night stand is awkward enough, especially for a girl (because they're more emotionally-vulnerable). If there's someone there to dictate what's going on, it makes it easier for them to be at ease. And in certain scenarios, your assertiveness will bring out the dominatrix in her (surprisingly moreso shy girls), and she'll start assuming control for anything and everything (fine by me and most of y'all, I assume). So remember: girls want to be dominated.

Final tip on caution:

Use these at your own discretion. They're very close to what can be considered rape, so it really takes carnal knowledge of the situation and what you're doing. Make sure to feel out a girl and know where she's coming from and what she wants.

Rx

 

[Gold Heart]

lol with this kind of topic and advice, I'm looking around for your disclaimer and I don't see one..........

 

[Skel]

LOL let your member petrude through your pants

Im almost fell out of my chair laughing

 

[Monkey]

Is this a joke, because this post is so lame its hilarious!

 

[REd-xL]

Actually, this is very, very real. For as barbaric as it seems, it's pretty advanced stuff.

I'm waiting for someone here to second me on this, but I'm afraid it seems the lack of experience in these forums is limiting that.

Rx

 

[Sting]

You have a second...

REd you have a second.

Perhaps the readers of your post should consider it in light of the 28th Law of Power:

28. Enter Action With Boldness. If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it. Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution. Timidity is dangerous: Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.

Now, I'm not advocating that you continue forcefully when it is clear that there is unwillingness on her part, but I must emphasize that it is far easier to say "yeah, we shouldn't have done that on a first date" than it is never to try at all. If you don't "ask" (or ACT), then the answer is always "NO."

 

[Skel]

these techniques are so bizarre they just might work

Im gonna try to get my goldmember to pretrude through my pants tonight. I may look like a jackass but it will be a challenge

Usually this girl i see says we arent gonna have sex tonight(I dont know why she says that). Anyways i usually wind up rubbing her thighs for 5 minutes and then i wind up railing her on the couch. Ill try this way tonight if she comes by

 

[Superman X]

Red, I'm with you on this one.

Contrary to what the feminists say, no does not mean no. There are two kind of no. There is "no" and then there is "NO!"

Some common forms of "no"
"It's too soon"
"I'm not that kind of girl"
"We really shouldn't be doing this"
::softly moves your hand away::

Some forms of "NO!"
:ushes you away::
"Stop! Aaaaaaah! Rape!"

When you get a "no", you should by all means try again, I think your 15 minute rule is about right. And being dominant and telling her what to do is also good. Sometimes, the stronger a girl's personality, the more dominant you have to be with her. One girl I was with told me outright that she liked guys who were AGGRESSIVE. Keep that in mind.

No does not mean no.

-Dan

 

[drixsa]

red's tips are pretty solid

though it is all about how she says no.

if shes says NO!, its no for lil drix

if she says nooo , lil drix isn't clostraphobic

girls love to be ordered around in bed, u can practically get away with murder, i just figured that was common knowledge.

bizaare techniques? these are likes the oldest tricks in the book

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I've actually used the "Ooops my **** fell out of my boxer" while messing around with a girl... Wasn't an issue though cause we were having sex anyways

 

[Derek Flint]

If you're really good, you'll convince her it was her fault for your member coming out of your shorts, just like Mickey Rourke did in the movie "Diner"

 

[DJ_Dork]

good tips

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by REd-xL
...Next tip:

Girls like to be ordered around. Whether it be instructions on how to properly give you head or commands of who's turn it is on top, girls dig it...

very true.

if any of you guys watched the paris hilton porn video you can see that the dude that fvcks her tells her just what to do. also, during the video paris's cell phone rings and she is about to answer it and he says something like "fvck your toy get back here".....

point being... the guys that fvck chicks like paris hilton order they b!tches around... at least in the sack.

 

[WizardOfOz]

Just for the record, I see merit in REd-xL's tips.

I've seen the 15 minute rule work for me plenty of times.


Sting, I like your post. I believe you got that from "The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene". I first found out about it from a good post on this site. I've been meaning to read it for a while. Time to act on that.

 

[DEKKA]

along the lines of that funny-ass "let your member out of your boxers" thing.

its always helpfull to just forget the panties or bra are there and kiss over them first. once you do everything else and do that its easier to get dem panties off.

also, a lot of women get more comfortable if, basically, you get your junk out first.

sometimes its just best to get naked and hop in bed. some chicks you gotta pull it out and put her hand on it but then she'll take it from there.

 

[Walden]

Hang out with your wang out!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Originally posted by REd-xL
Actually, this is very, very real. For as barbaric as it seems, it's pretty advanced stuff.

I'm waiting for someone here to second me on this, but I'm afraid it seems the lack of experience in these forums is limiting that.

Rx

Haha. Most of what you say has some merit, so don't get your knickers in a twist over our 'lack of experience'.

It's just that the 'accidental' penetration thing had me laughing my thong off.

Have you actually tried this? It's fairly difficult to 'accidentally' penetrate a woman especially if you both have your underwear on!

Even if you did why would that mean she had 'no reason' to refuse sex?!

Does this work for an*l sex as well????? 'Ooops honey, I accidentally lubed up there and inserted my pe*nis into your bum via your pants. Well, while it's up there.....'

 

[Oxide]

I will give u props Red.

The last girl i was with pulled that "not tonite" when i was trying to unzip her pants.

10 mins later i tried again, "lets stay on top tonite" came out.

I looked at her, and said "You should go".

You should have seen her face.

 

[thejuice]

I just go for avoiding the "no" altogether. Instead of just trying to take her panties off, i let her take my **** out of my boxers. Shell play with it for a while before i take it away. Shell be pretty horny by now, especially if i made sounds and gave her the impression that you really liked it.

The principle here is that shell mirror my reactions. When you like something, shell like it too; thats why shell come faster if you make sounds. Back on topic...

Once you have taken her hand away, slip your finger into her panties and massage her. Keep going until you hear her breathing get a little bit faster. Then, take her panties off because you want more freedom to give HER pleasure. Trust me, youll get less "no's" if she likes what youre doing.

When youve taken off her panties, take your boxers off. Remember, stay on the same page with here so follow her reactions (unless they are a step back). If she tries to go back, have her mirror you by "liking it more". Shell get into it if youre into it.n

So, for the penetration part, this is what you say. While youre massaging her, whisper to her that youre going to get the condom. Dont ask her if she wants to, just tell her that youll get it and will be back. If youve ****ed before, then you should be sure to have one near by...like in a drawer in the room, etc. If shes liking it, shell have a hard time saying no because frankly, she really wants it bad by now.

This isnt fool proof! It just gives you better odds of her not saying no. Think of it as a step by step process where you take little step at a time that seem insignificant but become huge when you look at the larger picture.

Heres what i said...starts small with non treatening behavior. Tell her to massage your ****. Lead her to mirror you. Bang her, take her panties off so you can bang her easier. Take your boxers off. Whisper to her that youre getting a condom and then do whats next.