My mom told me to get good grades and HBs will be lining up to chase me

[nismo-4]

I was valedictiorian in high school and summa c@m laude in university.

Result: Not so much as a kiss until 27 and virgin until 28.

No lie.

Ouch.

OP, women are the worst people in the world to talk to about the dating game and what women want. Even your mother.

Here's what you need to do. Get physically and or financially fit. Then HBs will line up to chase you.

Your good grades won't make your sexual attraction go up.

Case closed.

 

[Young Juan]

If I leave, who am I going to talk to?



I ask people about the weather or where they got their pants from. No one seems interested in being social with me.

who cares, push your agenda regardless



My mom makes me watch America's Got Talent and game shows with her every day.

who cares, push your agenda regardless

I can talk to 10 new girls every day. They still don't like me. They want some ROID MONSTER with a fast car and criminal record.

who cares, push your agenda regardless

Okay! See you in 30 Days!!

first problem: you can't figure sh!t out for yourself. you are not a leader. if your scared go to church.

push your agenda batch

 

[evan12]

How exactly is me being nice to my boss and saying "Good Morning"
to him going to get me HBs?

Are the HBs going to notice that I am nice to my boss, and for some reason this builds attraction?

What kind of twisted logic is my mom spewing out.

Absolutely no sense, can someone explain this to me.

that not not attract girls because you will be more submissive in their eyes
I think your mother just try to make you the good submissive guy that will stay with her
a lot of mothers do that , they think in their selves not their sons

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

grades don t equal succeeding with women
you have to go out on the street and approach the *****folk

 

[TonyBaloney]

You are a pvssy, young man!

You need to understand the world of a man; you rise and fall by your own actions, not what Mummy says.

If Mummy says to you not to chase after a certian girl, you gonna listen to that too?

Go and get Mummy to change your nappy BIG BABY

 

[TonyBaloney]

Listen Buddy - work and play are different things. What you gotta do in life is make dough, when you have some, you go and MOVE LIKE JAGGER.

Ok get your arse into places, go and talk to women about FUN THINGS

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS BE APPROACHING, DAY IN DAY OUT --------


Ask mummy this

You "Mummy"

Mum "Yes my darling angel boy, what do you want"

You "Mummy, should I be working hard at talking to women?"

Mum "Yes my little prince, didnt you listen to what mummy told you - always be working hard at everything you do"

You "Ok mummy, I love you!!!"




Ok - its just like that!!!!