"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My mom potentially ruined this date for me (yes serious)

BannedGod

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I called a girl that I got her number recently (****ing hot chick , probably HB9 in my book) but she didn't answer, and since she obviously didn't know my number, when she called back, and my mom answered she said (I'm assuming) something of the likes of: You called my cell? And for some weird reason my mom became super pissed and started (practically) yelling at her until I realized she most probably was speaking to the girl I called, which she was.

This isn't a good start for me -_-. First thing she said after we greeted each other was a polite way of saying "what the hell is her problem?"

had to vent it out [/rant]

Oh and yes I should call from my cell, this should teach me to want to save my minutes hahah
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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connor32

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lol.reminds me of when i lived with my grandparents. shouldnt be a deal killer though. if u were into a girl would u care if her mom flipped on you?
 
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