"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My MOM is an a-holes...

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Alright so a bunch of people I know are having an end of the year party to celebrate the end of the school year and a girl's b-day.

The party is going to be a limo party, then dinner, then back to the girl's house. And everyone is sleeping over after. All in all...its going to be a hell of a FUN party. (shes got a hot tub too)

Problem is...my MOM, won't let me sleepover.
Like WTF!? I'm not fricken 10 years old anymore!

She thinks we're gonna do "bad things" like go have a gang fight or some **** at night. Thing is...these guys/girls are some of the most religious people on the PLANET. They are deeply rooted in the catholic/christian faith as well as their parents. They are peaceful, good kids.

She didn't buy it...so I had to make up a few lies:
1. I told her there are gonna be no girls. (she thinks we're all gonna have sex ;) )
2. I told her that there is only 3-5 guys going.

I told her all this...and shes like "Fine have their parents call me at night so I can be assured that they will look after you."

Now I'm like SH!T...I'm stuck in a pickle guys. I'm scared that her parents won't co-operate and lie to my mom when they call.
What should I do?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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some chick's parents are supposed to be all religious and yet have a boy/girl sleepover party and not supervise and call your mom?
yah, i wouldn't buy it either.
 
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This has "Naughty Catholic School girls" written all over it :D.
 
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Cr1msonKing said:
Thats easy, get one of your friends older brother/sister to call and pretend to be the parents...


If plan A doesn't work use Plan B

A Arnold Schwargenner Soundboard, works like a charm

http://www.crocopuffs.com/soundboard/arnold.html
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Or you can just bite the bullet and accept the rules laid out by your mother with the knowledge that there will be many more events like the one you mentioned once you reach college.
 
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Bad move to discus such things with your mother. You should talk with your father instead. You could tell him things like "I have to grow up now", "I have to be more open to social circles", "If I don't do such things now how do you expect me to be a man and interact with people" etc.

At last this is what worked for me to gain my independence from their protection. You see dad always wants his son to be the the ladies man, the successful man etc.

You just have to show responsible enough to assure them that you are not going to do stupid things like drugs or whatever else.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sexually repressed American teens ...
 
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PEPE LE PIU said:
Bad move to discus such things with your mother. You should talk with your father instead. You could tell him things like "I have to grow up now", "I have to be more open to social circles", "If I don't do such things now how do you expect me to be a man and interact with people" etc.

At last this is what worked for me to gain my independence from their protection. You see dad always wants his son to be the the ladies man, the successful man etc.

You just have to show responsible enough to assure them that you are not going to do stupid things like drugs or whatever else.
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Tried it...my dad sided with my mother.

Well neways, the sleepover is cancelled...well for boys anyways. Girl only sleepover now.

On the bright side, they said I can stay as late as I want and my parents will pick me up whenever. And my gf wants me to spend some time with her in the hot tub when everyone else is going to bed. ;)

wish me luck boys/gals :cool:
 
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