"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My mistakes

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Before knowing wtf a DJ was or anything about actually "playing" I was a AFC to the tee.

Here are my mistakes with a girl who I thought was "the one"

1) complimented her way too much even going so far as to learn nice things in her native tounge
2) Shovled her driveway in the winter time, (lived down the street)
3) Dropped everything to hang out with her (looked desperate)
4) Replied to every single text message of hers
5) Black friday came...her (guy) friend was all over her, grabbing her and what not in front of me and I let it happen.

but in retrospect she was a *** and a mere 6, Ive since gotten a lot better. And sites like this have helped me beyond any words.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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