"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My mail woman is into me

ViciousDADogg

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My mail woman is into me. She been into me for months.

All her actions indicate she's wet for me.


She's in her late 30ties, early 40ties. Kinda chubby. Her latest thing is loosing weight and being more thugish. Trying to identify with me, external rapport sh1t.


She always brings me mail, even when she sees I'm outside doing sh1t. I got the mail coming to me even if I'm not at home.


She's into me. I know it.


I used to picture fvcking her would be like fvcking a fat girl. Now that she's at it, she's kinda got slimmer. I'm proud that my influence (whatever it was) got her invest some love into herself. If you know what I mean. You know what I mean don't you?


I must say, if she continues with her game, she will get what she wants.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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theunflushables

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Just because she comes to your house everyday doesn't mean she's into you. I mean it is her job. :D Sorry for the smart ass response. Good luck with that, make sure she pays when you go out, mail carriers make good money.
 

speakeasy

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Man, I couldn't make up half the sh*t I read on this forum. Nonstop entertainment.
 
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