"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My life just nosedived into oblivion....

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penkitten said:
take responsibility .
she is most likely going to have this baby, and afterwards, you can get a dna test done.

You don't know that. A real man could talk her OUT of having the baby and walk her to the abortion clinic. I was in the same situation and had a serious lunch with the woman. Told her it would ruin both our lives in a smooth way.

Next day we were driving to the abortion clinic. I'm not proud of it, but at least it worked out.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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x2xgamer said:
im still in shock though thats the thing

im terrified of having to be stuck with her for the rest of my life.
You are 17 and she is 16 and i GAURENTEE you no matter the circumstances you two will not be together forever, so take solace in that.
 
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Greengrass said:
You are 17 and she is 16 and i GAURENTEE you no matter the circumstances you two will not be together forever, so take solace in that.

Greengrass has a good point. As soon as this girl realizes she can have the baby AND steal 500 dollars a month from you, it's over!
 

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he stated that she and her family are catholic. they do not believe in abortion. she loves him.
 

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Hes a muslim, and his post says "nosedive." what a coincedence. ****ing terrorist piece of ****
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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greengrass, you have good points. they are young and i know exactly what you are getting at. it would really change the dynamics of life as they know it.
yes i agree, that things would be easier if there was no baby to discuss...
but i see odds pointing to loads of responsibility.
 
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Greengrass said:
Hes a muslim, and his post says "nosedive." what a coincedence. ****ing terrorist piece of ****
The Mcmahon guy has a new best friend. You sould hit the bars together. Slap up a few blacks and muslims.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Greengrass said:
Hes a muslim, and his post says "nosedive." what a coincedence. ****ing terrorist piece of ****
Just changed my opinion of you. you're just another b1tch. Do us a favor and crawl back into your cave. And tell Bin Laden I said Hi.
 
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Greengrass said:
bull****. unamerican faggot
FASCIST WARMONGERING KILLER "I HATE HUMANITY" DEVIL!!!!!!
 

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Greengrass said:
Hes a muslim, and his post says "nosedive." what a coincedence. ****ing terrorist piece of ****

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Last Man Standing said:
FASCIST WARMONGERING KILLER "I HATE HUMANITY" DEVIL!!!!!!

Yeah, this guy would probably go vote for Bush again :moon:
 

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My God, this board is going straight to hell.


I'm black AND muslim, Greengrass. You got a problem with that, you little **********? Take solace in the fact that although you have a tiny penis, can't get laid, and it makes you insecure, there's always SoSuave.com to pretend you've got actual testicles.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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