"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My leather jacket is kinda worn out.

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Hi there guys... I have a GREAT looking leather jacket, long and sexy, like the ladies like to call me :D !

Anyway, I was a bit careless in my youth so it has some cuts and at someplaces the leather is a bit raised up... I don't know how to describe this! Like it was cut like a triangle and the leather skin is separated... that ones could be glued I think.

So... how do I fix this great jacket guys??? Help me out!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Go to people that fix this kind of stuff. There's also kits you can buy to do it yourself.

(Get a pro to do it if you want it to be done right and to last)
 
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can also leave it broken and tell girls you got in fight with ninjas and that you're a badboy
 
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svarog said:
can also leave it broken and tell girls you got in fight with ninjas and that you're a badboy
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oh ya that makes for a great story, i got into a fight with ninjas, but they were just ninjas ! Me on the other hand, I am a lvl 299 wizard, i simply cast Terrible Thunderstorm on them and before you knew it, they were just crusty skeletons lying all around me. :yes:
 
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