My HILARIOUS tinder convo ENJOY!

[narcissist]

okay so a little tinder background.

I got tinder like 2-3 weeks ago and I'm the type to swipe right to all of the girls and weed out the ugly ones later because i find it to be far more efficient, instead of actually looking at the photos.

So in 2 weeks I'm at 245 matches. 170ish of them are gross, the rest are fvckable.

My tag line is

"rules for when we match:
1. you have to make me a sandwich"

nearly every girl i match with has SOMETHING to say about that so its a good way to open.


WELL on to the story.

So this girl messages me and half the time I'm either to lazy to actually game girls on tinder, and therefore i tend to fvck around a lot with them. the other half of the time i game them and set up dates. Realistically I get a decent amount of girls elsewhere, for example at my school, so I don't really care about marginalizing on tinder.

Well she messages me and basically sh*t test after sh*t test, and to be honest i dont put up with that sh*t. The SECOND a girl sh*t tests me i dont even want to sleep with her anymore, for me its a COMPLETE turn off.

Well this is the result. I thought it was hilarious and I got a good kick out of it. Hope u guys enjoy it.

Tinder hb (5/10 in my books):

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1201_zps380d0c4c.png

THE TINDER CONVO:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1195_zps39570326.png

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1196_zps1aea4191.png

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1197_zps508cb97f.png

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1198_zps9fe6ed93.png

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1199_zpsc1057159.png

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/narcissist1/IMG_1200_zps2c02f2f4.png

 

[narcissist]

last msg she wrote

"right."

i didnt msg back

 

[foolyoufool]

Thats hilarious hahaha. I think she wants the D

 

[sylvester the cat]

that wasn't very impressive. it was pretty Beta.

 

[narcissist]

that wasn't very impressive. it was pretty Beta.

its not beta because i dont give a fvck, it was for entertainment purposes, not to get her to fvck me.

 

[sylvester the cat]

its not beta because i dont give a fvck, it was for entertainment purposes, not to get her to fvck me.

it was beta pretending to be an alpha. and it wasn't very convincing.

i disagree. i think you give plenty of fvcks. and you should too cos that was an awful display at a convo. this is a dj forum. we're supposed to turn girls on not off. i know how to do that in spades. show me how to turn girls on and i'll be entertained.

 

[narcissist]

i dont subscribe to beta/alpha definitions. i do what i want. if its beta then whatever.

i think this forum is supposed to empower men to become the best they can be. and giving in to vagina that is trying to sh*t test you is pathetic. therefore i wouldnt sell out to a girl that im not attracted to in order to turn her on. I would rather entertain myself.

 

[dutchmaster]

I think what he means is that you could have easily turned that convo around and prob banged her, but instead you dropped some corny sandwich lunch, which led her to calling you out on being corny and you just got mad. Maintain you frame bro, don't follow hers

 

[sylvester the cat]

i dont subscribe to beta/alpha definitions. i do what i want. if its beta then whatever.

i think this forum is supposed to empower men to become the best they can be. and giving in to vagina that is trying to sh*t test you is pathetic. therefore i wouldnt sell out to a girl that im not attracted to in order to turn her on. I would rather entertain myself.

yes? and how is arguing with a girl and desperate attempts at getting the last word in like a 9 year old being the best a man can be? cos to me that was really pathetic.

 

[gravityeyelids]

haha. i enjoyed it. You got her riled up alright. I too hate when girls throw that sh!t out there. You can tell she's the kind of cynical b!tch thats been "fvcked" over by guys before but it's really her fault for being a low quality slvt. She's not hot enough to warrant that kind of sh!t test.

 

[Jaylan]

Useless thread. Stupid conversation.

OP started trolling when he felt he wasn't getting anywhere. Then he started this thread, while also labeling a cute girl a 5/10 in order to elevate himself after failed trolling. The chick was actually kinda witty about busting your balls, but you got butthurt and didnt know how to handle it.

I would have easily been able to shoot the ball busting jokes back at her and ended up with a date.

Fail OP.

 

[foreverAFC]

im gonna go **** a couch

 

[In2theGame]

That chick was pretty cute. You could of really turned it around in your favor when you said she was like the Sahara Desert and she responded with "Why? Because you could never make me wet ;p" With that little wink, That was the point to turn things really sexual and get her out on a date.

 

[Jaylan]

That chick was pretty cute. You could of really turned it around in your favor when you said she was like the Sahara Desert and she responded with "Why? Because you could never make me wet ;p" With that little wink, That was the point to turn things really sexual and get her out on a date.

Yeah I dont see how in the world OP missed that. She was clearly kidding around with OP and looking for a take charge man to turn that statement around on her.

I would have said something like "Haha, quite the contrary. I know Id have no problem getting those panties damp "

This thread is a perfect example of why men need websites like SoSuave.

 

[El Payaso]

I think he did great. Do what you want to do, OP. The girl felt a little too big for get britches anyway.

 

[sylvester the cat]

I think he did great. Do what you want to do, OP. The girl felt a little too big for get britches anyway.

he did great if not getting laid was his objective.

 

[abe0]

he did great if not getting laid was his objective.

I really do not get the whole conversation. I think she was cute and someone with a lot more smarts and wit would have f#cked her. Conversation started fine....she had interest....but then it went downhill really fast through immaturity. IMHO....Abe

 

[Mike32ct]

I see both sides here. The OP clearly did not want to F her. He just wanted to troll her for fun. Ok.

But guys that find her doable are frustrated to see a golden opportunity lost especially when the conversation turned to the topic of "wet."

 

[El Payaso]

I see both sides here. The OP clearly did not want to F her. He just wanted to troll her for fun. Ok.

But guys that find her doable are frustrated to see a golden opportunity lost especially when the conversation turned to the topic of "wet."

Some people have a strange obsession that everything has to end with sex. That's why you'll see someone say convert your ex-gf (who you have no attraction whatsoever to) into a "fvck buddy". I don't get that mentality.

 

[adam225]

I don't see the fuss. At least the OP isn't some desperate pandering ass licking fag. He was only having fun :crazy: .