Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
To each their own.Especially funny because they're all ugly...
Okay maybe the third one is decent
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Shut your mouth you POS. Go find more hookers. Getting tired of you stirring the pot on here and trying to get under people's skin.Especially funny because they're all ugly...
Okay maybe the third one is decent
It's all good man he can call my herum ugly all he wants. I could give two sh!ts. I posted it for the humor not to show off the women. When a guy makes a comment like that I know what the underlying reasons are. No harm no fowlShut your mouth you POS. Go find more hookers. Getting tired of you stirring the pot on here and trying to get under people's skin.
No wonder you can't get women. You act mildly retarded.
this is a redpill forum, most of the guys trolling are bitter guyshonestly dont think most of these "trolls" are really trolling. I legit feel like there some people here who have a few screws loose or have some kind of mental disability like OCD, or are just wierdos in general. it is what it is brah..an anon board.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.